First name's Clorox, Last name Bleach,
I touched little kids, on the beach,
Grabbed them behind, from the rear,
Gently whispered in their ear,
"If you scream or become hesitant,
I'll use you as my lil' experiment",
Someone caught me, I felt real bad,
I think I made her daddy mad,
Now I'm doing time at the community center,
Because I'm a registered sex offender.

you are retared