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85 ratings 
After a good game in CS:GO, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.
Lots of banter, lots of great csgo games, and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan. When he got here, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear and said "Mmm, Daddy I love the way your ear tastes - just like my ♥♥♥", I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, and I didn't know what to do, so I punched him and ran to my Ford F450 extended cab and drank until I blacked out. Turns out he was gay.
Don't trust this guy.