penis ♥♥♥♥ and occasionally balls

Merry★* 。 • ˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •
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+rep nerd

+rep cool person

poops in face

I swear any time I go to a pizza joint or really any place that happens to serve pizza there's some uppity new yorker there turning up his nose at the pizza because it wasn't made within the borders of a particular American municipality. "You call this pizza?" Yes, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. We do. Everyone does. Everyone except you, because you're from New York city and because a bunch of ♥♥♥♥ got dumped off the boats in your city a million years ago that means you are automatically the world's foremost authority on what is and what isn't a good slice.