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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg01, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg08, 2022 @ 11:54am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg01, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 9:32am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg02, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg11, 2022 @ 10:27am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg01, 2021 @ 10:53pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg01, 2022 @ 11:59pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg08, 2022 @ 1:13pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg08, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg08, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg08, 2022 @ 10:03am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg08, 2022 @ 11:46am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 7:45am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg08, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg08, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Mở khóa vào 15 Thg02, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg08, 2022 @ 8:04am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg08, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Mở khóa vào 6 Thg08, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg01, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg08, 2022 @ 11:09am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg08, 2022 @ 9:37pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 9:21am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 7:26am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg08, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg08, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg11, 2022 @ 11:26am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 3:40pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg08, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg08, 2022 @ 10:09am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Mở khóa vào 23 Thg08, 2022 @ 9:30am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Mở khóa vào 7 Thg11, 2022 @ 9:11am

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Mở khóa vào 23 Thg08, 2022 @ 9:49am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg11, 2022 @ 10:32am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 7:29am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 7:21am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg08, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 11:21am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg08, 2022 @ 9:29am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 8:40pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg08, 2022 @ 6:07pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg08, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg08, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 8:00am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg11, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg01, 2021 @ 9:23pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 4:39pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg01, 2021 @ 10:36pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 8:01am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 8:02am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 9:24am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Mở khóa vào 1 Thg09, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 10:07pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg08, 2022 @ 2:37pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Mở khóa vào 12 Thg08, 2022 @ 2:31pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Mở khóa vào 20 Thg08, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg11, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 10:46am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Mở khóa vào 3 Thg08, 2022 @ 9:44pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg11, 2022 @ 5:52am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Mở khóa vào 28 Thg01, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg08, 2022 @ 11:49am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Mở khóa vào 17 Thg08, 2022 @ 7:54am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Mở khóa vào 17 Thg08, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Mở khóa vào 17 Thg08, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg08, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg08, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg08, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg08, 2022 @ 5:48pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg11, 2022 @ 7:15am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Mở khóa vào 17 Thg08, 2022 @ 4:25pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg11, 2022 @ 8:09am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Mở khóa vào 21 Thg02, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg11, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg08, 2022 @ 9:47pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Mở khóa vào 19 Thg08, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Mở khóa vào 18 Thg08, 2022 @ 9:58pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Mở khóa vào 5 Thg11, 2022 @ 9:26am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Mở khóa vào 4 Thg08, 2022 @ 5:47pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Mở khóa vào 30 Thg01, 2021 @ 11:06am



Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)