Progreso de sb! en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 14 JUL 2020 a las 11:55

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 14 JUL 2020 a las 12:07

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 29 SEP 2023 a las 14:28

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 29 SEP 2023 a las 14:40

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 14 JUL 2020 a las 12:28

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 30 SEP 2023 a las 10:08

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 30 SEP 2023 a las 11:25

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2023 a las 17:41

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Se desbloqueó el 14 JUL 2020 a las 12:25

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Se desbloqueó el 30 SEP 2023 a las 11:06

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Se desbloqueó el 24 OCT 2023 a las 14:45

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 24 OCT 2023 a las 14:33

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2023 a las 9:46

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Se desbloqueó el 24 OCT 2023 a las 13:38

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Se desbloqueó el 30 SEP 2023 a las 10:49

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 30 SEP 2023 a las 10:08

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2023 a las 9:46

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Se desbloqueó el 14 JUL 2020 a las 12:15

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 24 OCT 2023 a las 14:09

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 30 SEP 2023 a las 10:54

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 29 SEP 2023 a las 16:08

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2023 a las 13:37

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Se desbloqueó el 29 SEP 2023 a las 14:28

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2023 a las 12:57

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 29 SEP 2023 a las 14:25

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Se desbloqueó el 30 SEP 2023 a las 10:54

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Se desbloqueó el 29 SEP 2023 a las 16:10

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 29 SEP 2023 a las 15:00

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 29 SEP 2023 a las 15:03

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Se desbloqueó el 24 OCT 2023 a las 15:28

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 14 JUL 2020 a las 11:51

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 14 JUL 2020 a las 12:24

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Se desbloqueó el 29 SEP 2023 a las 15:42

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 30 SEP 2023 a las 10:22

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Se desbloqueó el 29 SEP 2023 a las 15:47

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 29 SEP 2023 a las 16:29

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Se desbloqueó el 29 SEP 2023 a las 16:52

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Se desbloqueó el 1 OCT 2023 a las 9:50

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

649 / 1,000

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30