I've been sticking 30 dollars in pennies up my ass for the past eleven years. That's 3000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week. 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12,092,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska! You think you're better than me? You're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. ALL OF YOU. Oh, I laugh at you before you laugh at me, because your pennies have been in my ass.