This guy once met me in a random matchmaking server. I thought he was a good player and so I added him and we played a some matches together. We started playing matches regularly. He later added me to his clan. Once while we were playing he asked me if I wanted to join him at a party he was throwing at a renowned hotel. I excitedly said yes. He called me at that hotel and I thought it would be a big party with a lot of guests. But when I arrived at the hotel, he called me at his room. I thought he must be having some work so I went to his room. As I entered his room, I saw two cameras and big lights. It seemed like a movie set. As I went further into the room I saw this guy lying naked on the bed showing off his small♥♥♥♥♥♥ I in a jiffy ran down and left the hotel and unfriended him everywhere. The size of his small♥♥♥♥♥♥still haunts me. THIS GUYS IS A FREAKING PORN STAR. DON’T FALL FOR HIS TRAP.

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So yesterday 🔺 i 👁 was playing 🎮 on 🔛 de_mirage and had a girl 👩🏽 on 🔛 my team 👥. after 👀 a few rounds ⭕ she 👩 asked ❓ for a drop 👇, and me and the boys 👦 knew 👓 it was a race ⏩🏃 - i 👁 was the first 👆 one 👺☝🔥 to drop ⬇ her 👩 an awp, and i 👥 think 💭 she 👩 got 🍸 a crush 😘📏 on 🔛 me after 👀 that. she 👧 even 🌃 said 💬 nice 🔥 try 😐 after 👀 i 👁 failed 🚫 a clutch 👊 couple 👌 of rounds 🔁 later 🕑. anyway 🔛 I 👥 added ➕🔢 her 👩 after 2️⃣ the game 🎮, im 💘 planning 🎓📑 our wedding 👰 and buying 💵💰 a box ◼ of condoms ✋ at the moment 😳, just waiting 🚏 for her 👩👈 to accept 🤝, she 👩 probably 😻 is nervous 😨 which is why 🤔 she 👩🏽 hasnt accepted ✔ me yet 👇👀 right 👌 haha 😂.