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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 9:17am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 9:20am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 9:27am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 10:30am

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 10:30am

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 10:38am

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 10:20am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 10:24am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 8:10pm

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 10:42am

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 10:47am

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 10:41am

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 9:47am

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 12:52pm

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 10:14am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 12:46pm

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2013 @ 5:22pm

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2013 @ 5:26pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 12:40pm

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 11:05am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 9:12am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 9:14am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 2:38pm

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2013 @ 5:31pm

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2013 @ 5:28pm

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2013 @ 8:25pm

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 8:36pm

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 10:22am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 2:41pm

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 10:42am

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 8:49pm

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 11:41am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 12:02pm

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 4:36pm

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 3:37pm

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 8:44pm

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 8:43pm

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 10:38am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 8:36pm

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 2:58pm

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 11:15am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 3:25pm

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 3:47pm

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 10:42am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 10:49am

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 8:37pm

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 3:17pm

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 7:09pm

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 11:08am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 11:13am

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2014 @ 7:09pm

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 11:13am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 8:57pm

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 9:05pm

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 8:25pm

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 8:53pm

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 8:36pm

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 3:24pm

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 11:41am

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 7:32pm

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 12:10pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 12:29pm

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 7:38pm

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 12:29pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2013 @ 8:28pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2013 @ 6:02pm

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 3:10pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 3:28pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 3:29pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 3:30pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 8:20pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 8:18pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2015 @ 6:45pm

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2015 @ 8:05pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2015 @ 8:14pm

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2015 @ 8:25pm

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2015 @ 8:38pm

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2015 @ 8:50pm

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 2:26pm

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2015 @ 2:33pm

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2015 @ 6:41pm

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2015 @ 8:01pm

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2015 @ 6:45pm



Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.