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Recent reviews by Satchtmo

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7.4 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
I don't like pvp games. Just in general. I was hoping to chill out and do piratey quests but there's other boats with other people who are also playing. it isn't optional. I hate that. like, just knowing there are other players looking to steal me booty ruined the whole experience for me. I received the game as a gift, and cooperative play is really fun— But boy the anxiety I get from seeing an xbox gamer tag is the worst.
Posted 14 June, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
7.4 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Man the login is giving me such a hassle. It saved a profile that didn't exist with the same name as the email address I want it to use and now it's saying I cant log in at all and I don't even want to play online.
Posted 23 May, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I had High hopes for the games as they were developing. Now whenever I see the name in my games list I get sad. The game was never finished, will never be finished, and I now question the developer's original intent.
Posted 6 April, 2019.
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283.9 hrs on record (31.7 hrs at review time)
It's good. This game is heckin' good. Instantly one of my favorites. the tone of the game is brilliant and unique artistically, and the gameplay is something I haven't seen before. a real-time strategy game that focuses more on positioning an army well and timing attacks right than microactive clicking super quick insanity. it's much more casual, much quicker paced, and much easier to learn than any RTS I've played, and with friends it's better. I can't believe this game is as cheap as it is.
Posted 6 February, 2019.
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6.6 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
The game was significantly better than Chosen 1. The characters were more fleshed out than before and throw you into situations where you can only win by the Edge of your pants. The ending was surprising to say the least, and truly cinematic. You'll never see it coming. Hoping for a third!
Posted 11 April, 2018.
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33.4 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
This game is a masterpiece.
The writing is so well written I had to stop for three hours so I could remember that I wasn't a part of this world, that it was only a game.
The spritework is beautiful, and I would definitely like to see more of Myste, Serenity, and Trinity ;)
The battle mechanic is balanced perfectly to scale as you gain levels, and the secret bosses are a delight.
10/10 I could not recommend this game more.
Posted 13 January, 2018. Last edited 24 January, 2018.
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