Recent reviews by sarttan

I'm not a masochist. I just want to know how many bullets I can take all at once.

Sony,

My positive recommendation goes to Arrowhead, not you. They understood our situation and supported us. They are the ones who worked hard on this product in order to make it such a fantastic experience. They're the ones who willingly risked their product and company when they saw you making a terrible mistake without concern of legality, efficiency, or goodwill for your consumers.

For Sony, you need to earn forgiveness.

I've heard the following saying about trust many times, "Trust takes a lifetime to earn and only a moment to destroy," but it is true. Walking back your decision on the latest PSN debacle doesn't suddenly make everything better. We're not blind, and we do remember the other things you've done. We know you fired staff at Arrowhead as retribution for their support of our protests of your decision. We also know that you have refused to take significant action to protect PSN data or even care about the legality of your actions. With your latest blunder, our trust in you has been demolished.

While we're glad you reversed your decision, we don't trust you to stand by it. There are still many actions you've committed to over the years which have been horrible. We don't like being taken for granted, and it appears the Board of Directing Morons in charge of you don't care about your customers, only their profit margins.

Our Major Order to you: Prove us wrong over at least the next decade. Prove you are run by people who know and understand us. Prove that you place significance in the trust you ask of us. If you fail this, you as a company will self-destruct, as other titans have before you, purely because of your own selfish and ignorant decisions.

We haven't forgiven you. You need to earn that.

Wacky Woohoo Pizza Man vs Uri-McGee and his Giant Tree

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series

There is something rather fishy about this game.
Still I would say that the game is up to scale.
Anyone who has played Darius can sea why.
The controls are placed in a way that you don't have to fish around for them.
Playing on a controller doesn't make you clam up at all.
Playing the arcade mode won't make you feel blue.
CS mode encourages growth and doesn't feel tacked on or crabby.
The artwork is flashy and encourages you to shell out the damage as you whale against a new boss.
The music also tides it all up perfectly at every moment.
All in all, Taito has reeled in on quite the fun game.
Even though some would first look at the cost and think that it's a bit...
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piscey?
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It isn't...
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...Ok, I'm gonna go home now.

I finished the game just a little while ago. I'm still wipping the tears from my eyes.
10/10
Would fall in love again.

Yo listen up. Here's a story about a little ship that lives in a blue world, and all day and all night everything it sees is just blue like it inside and outside.

Then a whole bunch of purple shots covered the screen and blew it up. :(

For those of you who want an actual review I recommend watching this guy. He really knows his stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqWKp8GmkT8

(Fantastic game, but you will want a controller.)

A truely fantastic roleplaying experience with characters that truely feel alive (And some puzzle elements and quick time events, but thats not important).

This is the closest you can get to living through a zombie apocalypse without having to actually do it, and through every struggle you will feel the pains and joys of a survivor.

It actually made me cry during some moments.

Definately a must have for any game collection.

SHHH! (*whispering*) Keep it down. They might hear me.

It's a tech demo, not much else.

Yes.... but where's Episode 3 already?!