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SilverSinsⱭ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ﻝ 31 Jul, 2024 @ 12:44am 
banned for too much team damage xD
76561199345236586 28 Jun, 2024 @ 2:24pm 
+Rep bro thx for game on Faceit gl in ur games :)
Who's your Daddy 27 Jun, 2024 @ 3:46am 
Not in line with rank so noob
Sam 27 Nov, 2018 @ 2:24am 
Ye Old Tale From Anthony (True Story)
whale93 27 Nov, 2018 @ 12:47am 
For years, I’ve always dreamed of being a centaur.

I always fantasized about being a large half-man and half-horse roaming on the country side, only except I wanted to be taller. Horses were too short for my liking.

I suddenly got a great idea. I had worked on stretching my anal cavity for several years. I eventually got my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stretched out wider than the wide end of a tuba. I went to the local zoo.

I figured with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stretched to its fullest extent, I could fit an entire giraffe’s head and neck into my♥♥♥♥♥and be an even taller centaur.
whale93 27 Nov, 2018 @ 12:47am 
I grabbed some giraffe feed and filled my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to the brim. I began to approach the giraffe enclosure, and quickly enough a large giraffe approached the fence. I turned around and pulled my britches down to my ankles, revealing my stuffed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I made sure nobody was looking.


There was a sparkle in that giraffe’s like a little kid seeing a bowl full of fruity pebbles. It leaned down and began to furiously eat the feed.

My whole body began to quiver out of extreme excitement. I couldn’t believe this was happening. Tears of joy began to stream down my face.

The giraffe continued to work its tongue as it got close to the end of eating. I made sure to bury some pieces in my cavity so it has a little struggle, buying me some time.