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Mash Machine

Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:59pm

Rock of the Bay

Invade Bay City
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:40pm



Shop Til They Drop

Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Pimp My Raid

Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Upgreatest

Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart

Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2

Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone

Hidden Human Hive Harvest

Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map

Perfect Probulator

Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Ducks in a Row, Fish in a Barrel

Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling

Furon Fashion

Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber

Earthly Pleasures

Rifle through your Furonigami collection

Dusted

Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.

Lie Back and Think of Albion

Invade Albion

I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima

Invade Takoshima

The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska!

Invade Tunguska

Fly Me to the Moon Base

Invade Solaris

Bodied Sattva

Destroy a tool in Bay City

Freshly Squeezed

Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion

Die Nasty

Destroy a majestic presence in Albion

Kaijuiced

Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima

Deincarnated

Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Scuttled

Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle

Yettisoned

Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

Lobster Blisque

Destroy the crab behind the curtain

Toilet Break

Demolish a public toilet on each map

Cult Following

Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch

Arkvoodle Doodle

Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon

Transmitting From Sol-3

Phone home

Forbidden Donut

Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down

Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK

Higher Than the Futen Zoku

Ascend Takoshima Tower

Ouch of Body Experience

Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body

PK Slam Dunk

Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam

If You Know What I Mean

S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

To Russia With Love

S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption

Path of the Furon

S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption

Trans-Siberian Express

S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption

Steezy Down the Spine

S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption

Against All Odds

Complete all odd jobs

Arty Facts

Collect all Alien Artifacts

Gotta Catch All the Pop Art

Collect all posters

This Is Earth Radio

Collect all songs

Ultimate Smoothie

Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades

The Optional Mandate

Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)