Reading is what you are doing right now, in order to read this sentence.
I am currently streaming, but not really. Or am I?
John is a common name.
Connor is a friend of mine but there's also a Connor who has the ego the size of Texas who I don't like.
95% of the dirt under your fingernails is actually peanut butter. Give it a try, free food!
Oreos are formed from the fecal matter of blind orphans from 100% natural ingredients.
The credits come at the end of the movie. OOPS! Spoiler alert, sorry!
If you were to combine all the latex in the world into a giant statue of Adolf Hitler, that'd be offensive.
Milk is the saviour of all mankind.
Every time you talk you're saying words, except when you're not.
JC really worries about bombs.
Light moves fast.
Donald Trump is a popularly satirized businessman and politician. He enjoys firing people.
Fired people temporarily have no job.
Being on fire hurts.
Pizza is a food item.
If you took all the Nickelback albums and put them side by side, then you would have too many Nickelback albums.
If you were to read all of the Harry Potter books in an hour, you probably shouldn't be reading Harry Potter.
Harry Potter's last name indicates a previous generational profession.
It is impossible for an individual human to eat the sun, get help first and then try.
Almost every human past age 20 has a supply of butter hidden somewhere inside them.
There is a Mars rover on Mars.
Please, send help, they have my family. They want to put us in the butter factory. If you have a heart, then call 1-646-736-1779 and petition them to release the prisoners.