Excuse me sir, Hi. I'm a vulnerable little girl. I'm 12 years old. I need some assistance. It appears I've lost my mother when I was in the Barbie section of the toy aisle of the department store, could you please help me? I would be so grateful if you did. Oh, what's that? My mommy is in the men's restroom? Well, I'm stupid as hell so I guess I'll follow you! La da da da de da dum! Oh, okay, now we're in the restroom. The men's restroom. Wha- what the - wha- wha- HWAT?! What the heck are you doing? You're unzipping your pants. Wow is that a penis, I've heard a lot about those. Okay, you want me to suck it? Alright. omnomhmmmmmhm. I don't know how this will help me find my mom but whatevs. slurp mmmm. Oh! ommmhowOAH alululuahmmhmmm slurp. Well! That was a tasty treat that can not be beat. Anyway, where's my mom? What's that, you have a gun and you're going to murder me? Alright, see you later!