🌟 Welcome to the Legendary Lair of the Oldest Boomer in CS! 🌟

👑 "Thanks for gracing my profile with your presence. It's a true honor, almost as big as my headshot count. And hey, no need to report me for cheating or anything. I'm just having an exceptionally good day... or maybe it's just beginner's luck since 2000!" 😎

👴 Boomer Alert: I've been in the CS world since before some of you learned to walk. Started my journey back in the year 2000 with CS 1.0. That's right, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth and we played on stone tablets.

🎮 Skill Level: Still a noob, but with ancient wisdom. I suck at this game so bad, even the bots give me sympathetic looks. XD XD

🗺️ Favorite Map: fy_pool_day. Because who doesn't love a good shootout while imagining they're on a sunny vacation?

🔫 Weapon of Choice: The Negev. It's like bringing a cannon to a knife fight. Subtlety is overrated, right?

🌟 "If you're here to witness the spectacle of a vintage gamer trying to relive his glory days, you're in the right place. Let's make some noise, and by noise, I mean the sound of me missing all my shots with the Negev. Cheers to old age and treachery!" 🌟

If👏you👏don't👏game👏on👏a👏144hz👏monitor👏don't👏talk👏to👏me

Rank Symbol
Silver I 〉 YES
Silver II 〉〉 YES
Silver III 〉〉〉 YES
Silver IV 〉〉〉〉 YES
Silver Elite (〉〉〉〉 YES
Silver Elite Master (✹〉〉〉〉 YES
Gold Nova I ☾★☽ YES
Gold Nova II ☾★★☽ YES
Gold Nova III ☾★★★☽ not yet
Gold Nova Master ☾★★★★☽ not yet
Master Guardian I ︻╒╦═─ not yet
Master Guardian II ☾︻╒╦═─☽ not yet
Master Guardian Elite ✹ˏ⋌¤⋋ˎ✹ not yet
Distinguished Master Guardian {✩} not yet
Legendary Eagle ⋆🦅⋆ not yet
Legendary Eagle Master ☾⋆🦅⋆☽ not yet
Supreme Master First Class ⋆◥⊛◤⋆ not yet
The Global Elite ☾⋆❂⋆☽ not yet

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Rank
Level 1 ➀ YES
Level 2 ➁ YES
Level 3 ➂ WAS EARILIER
Level 4 ➃ NO
Level 5 ➄ NO
Level 6 ➅ NO
Level 7 ➆ NO
Level 8 ➇ NO
Level 9 ➈ NO
Level 10 ➉ NO