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Recent reviews by Random Hajile

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1 person found this review helpful
28.6 hrs on record (24.7 hrs at review time)
best martial arts combat in any single player game. puts you right in the middle of a hong kong action film. its amazing
Posted 19 September, 2024.
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46.0 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
"I am become joker, stacker of decks"
- Jokerheimer

"So Batman, you wanna know how I got these scores?"
- Michael B. Joker 🤡🤡🤡

"I only go for the Straights"
- James Charles (on Balatro, probably)

Me and my homeboys lookin like a FLUSH at the FUNCTION cuz we all wearing the SAME SUIT

This here be REAL JOKER POKER - many deckbuilders have tried, but few succeeds. Maybe it just wasnt In The Cards 🤷🏽‍♂️ And DONT pretend to be ANTI-WAR unless you can make it past ANTE-FOUR, you know what I mean?

I'd say 2x gamespeed is optimal because it makes the gameplay feel snappy without being rushed.
Posted 7 April, 2024.
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8.9 hrs on record
wow! cool future!!
Posted 27 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
36.6 hrs on record (32.9 hrs at review time)
I just keep replaying it over and over. The combos are just too fun. I am not accepting any Donovan slander at this time
Posted 8 August, 2023. Last edited 15 August, 2023.
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10.6 hrs on record
the pizza is aggressive
Posted 20 July, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.5 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
Armstrong is senator of my state and I didnt know he could do that
Posted 24 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
came back after 2 years to a bunch of new levels. the team is working on releasing new stuff, and its all really good :) recommend :)
Posted 20 November, 2022. Last edited 28 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record
Small game - you can finish in under 3hrs. But every minute of its short runtime is a lot of fun :) While it won't subvert your expectations in terms of story or gameplay, its 1950's sci-fi serial aesthetic + set-pieces are impressive, but also show a lot of passion and love for the genre. Its campy and its a good time, and so if you wanna support that creativity and dedication to the craft, I recommend picking it up!
Posted 10 November, 2022.
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6 people found this review funny
22.4 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
complete and utter rip-off of half life. some level and enemy designs feel shamelessly ripped from that game. that being said i cannot recommend this game enough
Posted 5 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
100% of the frog for a fraction of the price
Posted 9 September, 2020.
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