Mouse : Laptop trackpad
Keyboard : Touchscreen
Pad : Sandpaper
Monitor : Vision is overrated
Headphones : Acapella
Mic : Put it in front of a fan and set open mic
Hotel : Trivago

Crosshair : cl_crosshair_t "0"; cl_crosshairdot 0; cl_crosshairalpha 255; cl_crosshairgap -3; cl_crosshairsize 1000; cl_crosshairthickness 500; cl_crosshair_drawoutline 0; cl_crosshair_outlinethickness 0; cl_crosshaircolor_r 0; cl_crosshaircolor_g 0; cl_crosshaircolor_b 0; cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshaircolor 5;

Viewmodel : viewmodel_presetpos 0; viewmodel_fov 68; viewmodel_offset_x 0; viewmodel_offset_y 2; viewmodel_offset_z 2; cl_viewmodel_shift_left_amt 1.5; cl_viewmodel_shift_right_amt 0.75; viewmodel_recoil 1; cl_bob_lower_amt 21; cl_bobamt_lat 2; cl_bobamt_vert 2; cl_bobcycle 0.98