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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Leaders are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Assad!💖 Send this to 680 other 👪Rafidah👪 in the 🔫resistance axis🔫 Or never get called 😈 Shaytan 😈 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no Hague for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're Islamic jihad 🚗🏬💥🇺🇸😵 5 back: you're qasem's kitten😽👳☝️ 10+ back: Abu Deraa😛😛 🔪🔩🔨
So I do a lot of fun stuff on skype............... ok that sounds wrong but I mean like I'm always excited to talk to anyone on skype............... still feels wrong.
What I mean is I would like to find someone who's as free as me almost all the time and wants to talk about ♥♥♥♥ or do some ♥♥♥♥......... I promise I don't mean talking while we are in the bathroom.
So yeah let's have some fun playing a game or talking about books/movies/TV or just talk about that one guy you REALLY and I mean REALLY hate! yeah F that guy.
Also a voice chat would be much better since I like to be lazy all day and let my fingers rest.
I'll be waiting for your PM wink
Oh hey there wagecuck! Another busy day ahead for you at work, huh? Don't worry, being a NEET isn't all that great, I have to decide on what to do today. I've narrowed it down to the following:
- Read a new book
- Learn a new aspect of science
- Try and beat my local country clubs course record (pulled a 7 under last week)
- Take my Ferrari for a spin
- ♥♥♥♥ my wagecuck neighbours girlfriend (could be yours, actually)
- Score a symphony
Any suggestion wagecucks? Gosh, life sure can be tricky as a NEET sometimes!
Oh, and remember. Another day, another dollar.
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╚══╩╝╚══╩╝╚╩═╗╔╝ if you're a brony
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It's BAD to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUEER and tell them how DISGUSTING they are
*materializes Shichishito* This is where our little game truly begins. *readies Tenshin Shoden Katori Shinto-ryu* ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!!!!!!!
*watches as the tips of your fingers are sliced of*
Need a little hand? mwahahaha
*summons shadow clones to block your path*
*restrains you mokuton jutsu*
*jumps 300 feet into the air*
*activates sharingan*
I can see everything.....nothing escapes......
*starts descent at extreme speed*
*impales you in your heart*
Useless...
*sheathes sword*
*walk away licking your blood*
What a waste of my time
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Step 1: Highlight all numbers.
Step 2: Click ctrl F.
Step 3: Click 8 once.
Step 4: You'll see what it says.
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YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE 420TH GERMAN PANZER DIVISION. COPY AND PASTE THIS AUTISTIC ♥♥♥♥ IN THE COMMENTS OF 5 OTHER PROFILES OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE SHELLED AT MIDNIGHT
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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK
Yeah, smart ass.
I'll show you who's the boss of this gym.
♂
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You have been visited by the flexing boss of this gym. Good gains and testosterone will come to you but only if you post "♥♥♥♥♂YOU" on this this profile.
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You've been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism, M'lady! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear!
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You say “Daisuki (大好き)” for the friends and person you like,
you say “Aishiteru (愛してる)” for a more serious relationship,
and you say “Koishiteru ( 恋してる)” to the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.
And they follow this rule. They preserve the meaning of ‘I love you’ and never lose its essence unlike us.
Share this with 5 people if you want to turn into a loli.
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)