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It is no secret that I jerk off eight or nine times a day, and I do this because it allows me to be in a constant state of clarity. If you're not in a constant state of post-nut clarity, then you're in a constant state of pre-nut delusion.

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door…