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Scully: Label that.
Cop: As what?
Scully: Partial rat body part.
"The X-Files: Teso Dos Bichos"
Mulder: OK, it's not yet the finely detailed insanity that
you've come to expect from me, but...
Scully: From a dry skin sample, you're concluding, what? - that
he's some kind of fat-sucking vampire?
"The X-Files: 2SHY"
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(¸,·´ (¸* Merry Christmas &
Happy New Year
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(¸,·´ (¸* Merry Christmas &
Happy New Year
2021. ,·´ ¸,·´`)
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Violence is a sword that has no handle -- you have to hold the blade.
😫
I forgot to mention an important fact in the 1.3.67 announcement. In order to
get a fully working kernel, you have to follow the steps below:
- Walk around your computer widdershins 3 times, chanting "Linus is
overworked, and he makes lousy patches, but we love him anyway". Get
your spuouse to do this too for extra effect. Children are optional.
- Apply the patch included in this mail
- Call your system "Super-67", and don't forget to unapply the patch
before you later applying the official 1.3.68 patch.
- reboot
-- Linus Torvalds, announcing another kernel patch
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Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there
was one time I got it right.
-- Homer Simpson
Another Simpson's Clip Show
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And this is good old Boston,
The home of the bean and the cod,
Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots,
And the Cabots talk only to God.
Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may
be in owning a piece thereof.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
I don't want a pickle,
I just wanna ride on my motorsickle.
And I don't want to die,
I just want to ride on my motorcy.
Cle.
-- Arlo Guthrie
Дуракам закон не писан, если писан — то не читан, если читан — то не понят, если понят — то не так.
Старость не радость, сядешь — не встанешь, побежишь — не остановишься.
Работа — не волк, в лес не убежит, потому ее, окаянную, делать и надо.
Расти большой, да не будь лапшой, тянись верстой, да не будь простой.
Молодые бранятся — тешатся, а старики бранятся — бесятся.
На чужой каравай рот не разевай, пораньше вставай да свой затевай.
На сердитых воду возят, а на добрых сами катаются.
→ With a rubber duck, one's never alone. -- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
→ It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide.
Yours truly, Berniece Aliff (the cat)
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