is this really my life now ? *sigh*

Happy birthday pal. I'll always miss your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ferrari

im cured

I HAVE AIDS

Displaying her mastery over both fire and polearms, Xiangling sends a Pyronado whirling around her. The Pyronado will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing Pyro DMG to all opponents in its path.

the joke is sex

watches people having sex .... oh wait i can't pause the video because its in real life because im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CUCK GUYS I AM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CUCK but never fear for i will turn my life around and will gain ghte self respect to never become a cuck ever again

watches video of cat walking pauses video guys the cat is walking did you see that the cat walked

Mom found the bank transactions.

Hey! It's the admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay ROBLOX server that you play on! I wanted to personally show my gratitude for the $100 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log make sure to let me know and I'll get you that custom pony skin/model you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "big ass pony titties" like you requested but I'll get my friend to work on it (he's good with computers and modeling stuff) Thank you once again for the donation and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!!

Its a great day to get shot.

+rep the mosque has lots of crosses to shove into my arsehole and many communion crackers to eat when hungry #BLESSED

-rep didnt have a big house with alot of toys, gadgets, gizmos, and doodads to play with

I'm having sex rn

i am a barbie girl living within the confines of a barbie world and lets say for the sake of argument that i am made of plastic, would it not then be reasonable to assume that life would be fantastic? now hypothetically would you be able to brush my hair, it would then logically make sense to argue that you could undress me anywhere

i like dinosaurs

Please tell me how update my computer is an hp spectre with a piston hinge and it broke immediately after will ubuntu install fix this issue

Please update your GNU/Linux to the latest version, and make it based off of OpenSUSE please OpenSUSE is the most definitive Linux distribution that has been put upon our presence so please do this. If OpenSUSE isin't possible please contact me because I am a senior developer for Ubuntu Kylin and I can hook you up with all of my Chinese associates.

i like to finger paint

I like to play and draw

I like monster trucks and fire trucks

Please update your GNU/Linux to the latest version, and make it based off of OpenSUSE please OpenSUSE is the most definitive Linux distribution that has been put upon our presence so please do this. If OpenSUSE isin't possible please contact me because I am a senior developer for Ubuntu Kylin and I can hook you up with all of my Chinese associates.

hi do you have any games

brylan

i am begging you for change i saw you across the street and im now begging you for change and i need the change and the change i want the change but you wont give me the change this change must be given to me but you are driven by greed and therfor you wouldn't give me my change. You woulden't give me the dimes the dimes i greatly deserved the dimes whom i wanted for all my life but you woulden't give it to me, when i starrted balling i was young. i am begging you for change but you woulden't give me the change and the change the change. the change is not in my grasp for i need the change and it must be given i greatly need change +rep peng

i was not buried you did not bury me the burial was unsuccessful for i was not buried i am above the soil as you can likely tell by the writing of this message i am on the ground in my home above the soil with all the dimes every dime all of them and i have all the dimes above the ground as i was not buried and you did not bury me it was a risky act to determine preemtively that i was buried considering the situation where i am not buried nobody was buried i wasnt buried anyway hahahahaha we kid a little bit but regardless i was far from buried as i did not even come within 500m of a burial site as i was not buried and nobody tried to bury me but you thought you buried me despite your lack of attempt to bury me you assumed you buried me but you didnt bury me so the dimes are on me tonight i have all the dimes every dime all in my dime jar because i was not buried and i have the dimes the dimes are still mine they were not taken as i was not buried +rep

+rep you are thy populus

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