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Cop: Do you feel this?

Suspect: Yes, sir.

Cop: Do you feel that? That's my …

Suspect: Okay

Cop: … Taser up your ass.

Suspect: Okay

Cop: So don't move.

Suspect: I'm trying not to. I can't breathe.

Cop: Now do you feel this in your balls?

Suspect: I do, sir. I'm not going to move. I'm not gonna move.

Cop: Now I'm gonna tase your balls if you move again.

(A full minute goes by)

Cop: Okay, I'm gonna take this Taser out of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now. Are you going to fight with me?

Suspect: No, not at all, sir.

Cop: (to another cop) So far, for the last two minutes, he's been cooperative. But then my Taser's in his ass.
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AND YOU AIN'T WRONG 2 авг. 2020 г. в 23:02 
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Gigolo 8 мар. 2019 г. в 14:45 
sorry. :praisesun:
Denoba 15 фев. 2018 г. в 3:18 
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
HEIGHT SUPREMACIST 25 дек. 2017 г. в 15:34 
was this U mr MOKER?
getting apf. pf o yea? lol . . . . good 2 hear . . .
'tswhere i'm from don't wear it out!

but now try a EGG CREAM.
that's the JAM rite there MOKER vibe from this one
seen it around before, jus–– jus thot i'd ask
oh hey sparlel
i tried new york style cheesecake today for the first time
it was bretty good
u fuuuuunney : )))))))

Anonymous 12/24/17(Sun)10:24:48 No.6144495▶>>6144516
>>6143933
'the ♥♥♥ ur poblem
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Anonymous 12/24/17(Sun)10:38:22 No.6144516▶
>>6144495
bro this aint even soda wtf
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Anonymous 12/24/17(Sun)11:11:56 No.6144595▶>>6144973
thats right YOU HEARD ME
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Anonymous 12/24/17(Sun)13:42:45 No.6144973▶
>>6144595
h'haaaaaaa
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Anonymous 12/24/17(Sun)13:52:27 No.6145013▶
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>>6143560
oooOOOOOOOOooohhhh i've seen this gaem on a lot of 9x9s.... rly wnanna play it

>>6143566
dubs! wooh!
>>6143933
dubs! wooh!


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HOLD W WIN GAME 4 мая. 2016 г. в 21:13 
sry man, I only friend those who has a mic, hope you understand - sincerely, your asian friend.
oribabkt 8 янв. 2016 г. в 20:45 
-rep because i failed math and don't know the difference between + or -