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24.4 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)
so fun, i got mauled my carno
Posted 8 June, 2025. Last edited 5 August, 2025.
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11.3 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
i got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by 106
Posted 10 June, 2024. Last edited 11 June, 2025.
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3.5 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
what he doing with that other arm tho!??!
Posted 13 January, 2023.
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1.1 hrs on record
monkey attack
Posted 13 January, 2023.
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4.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
the game is good overall it may sometime get boring and when it comes to creativity oh boy is good, you can create yo own stuff like an airplane or nuke is very fun but i rate is a 8.4 / 10 it gets boring quickly (probably for me) the price is worth it if your smart
Posted 13 January, 2023.
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2.4 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
hmm that red and white flag looks funny
Posted 13 January, 2023.
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13.0 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
neuron activated.
Posted 13 January, 2023.
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31.2 hrs on record (30.2 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑️ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑️ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑️ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐Kids
☑️Teens
☑️Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑️ Decent
☑️ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑️ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑️ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑️ Some lore (Characters Description)
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑️ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑️ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑️ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑️ 10
Posted 28 September, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
363.9 hrs on record (177.9 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑️ Good (Only if you use some texture pack)
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑️ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑️ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐Kids
☑️Teens
☑️Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑️ Potato
☑️ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑️ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑️ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑️ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑️ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑️ Average
☑️ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑️ Worth the price
☑️ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑️ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑️ 10

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Posted 5 August, 2022. Last edited 18 October, 2022.
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73.5 hrs on record (49.3 hrs at review time)
good
Posted 20 July, 2022. Last edited 7 December, 2024.
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