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12 of 15 (80%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

You Call Those Lyrics?

Get fired and feel bad about it.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2020 @ 12:40pm

Set Phasers to Snoop

Immediately start doing what you said you wouldn’t.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2020 @ 1:23pm

I Love the Cuttleboys

Pay tribute to the greatest band of all time.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2020 @ 1:34pm

Hook, Line and Sinker

Behold! My stuff!
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2020 @ 11:49am

THE CHOWDER BITES BACK

Crack down on crime!
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2020 @ 12:08pm

Oh Snap, It’s Bobby Blob!

Remember? From the hallway scene?
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2020 @ 12:21pm

Making Frank Proud

You literally just killed a guy. You monster.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2020 @ 12:32pm

Dog Ending

So it was all your work!
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2020 @ 12:34pm

WATCH OUT

Oh no! He can’t hear us! He has earpods in!
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2020 @ 12:17pm

Promise Nothing, Deliver Less

Go get your money back, you jobber.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2020 @ 11:43am

Huge, Steaming Bowl Of Foreshadowing

Because that's great writing.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2020 @ 12:13pm

Handling The Crack

Don't worry, it's perfectly Safe.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2020 @ 11:48am



Paragon Ending

I’m Clam Man, and this is my favorite ending in the game.

Sweet Clam Man

Abuse a jellyfish.

Service-Minded

The customer is always right. And annoying.