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12 of 28 (43%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 2:04am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 2:04am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 2:11am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 4:59am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 5:00am

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 2:11am

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2020 @ 1:26pm

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2020 @ 12:46pm

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 5:57am

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 5:29am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2019 @ 5:40am

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 5:27am



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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