awkwardturkeyretailer: :^)
awkwardturkeyretailer: :v)
gruseligegeisterverkäufer: >:^(
awkwardturkeyretailer: >:v)
gruseligegeisterverkäufer: :v
awkwardturkeyretailer: :^
gruseligegeisterverkäufer: .<.
awkwardturkeyretailer: .>.
awkwardturkeyretailer: :^))?
gruseligegeisterverkäufer: :^))!
awkwardturkeyretailer: :^))!!!!!
gruseligegeisterverkäufer: :^)~~!!!!!
awkwardturkeyretailer: :^))!!~~!~!!~!~!
gruseligegeisterverkäufer: :^(
awkwardturkeyretailer: :^(??

awkwardturkeyretailer: hi dis is deh polic
awkwardturkeyretailer: u unde arret
awkwardturkeyretailer: >:(
HyperMoon: REDNECK BROTHERS
HyperMoon: GET EM
awkwardturkeyretailer: O SHET
awkwardturkeyretailer: BROTHERS O LAW
awkwardturkeyretailer: GET EM
HyperMoon: holy ♥♥♥♥
HyperMoon: i actually just heard a real gunshot right now
awkwardturkeyretailer: im coming for you >:)
HyperMoon: O HSIET
awkwardturkeyretailer: HANDS UP OR DIE
awkwardturkeyretailer:
HyperMoon:
awkwardturkeyretailer: good
awkwardturkeyretailer: now move quietly to the car
awkwardturkeyretailer: JUST KIDDING, IM SACRIFICING YOU TO ♥♥♥♥♥
HyperMoon: NOW GOD PLZ
awkwardturkeyretailer: oh shet, i messed up and now you is ugly <- you
HyperMoon: im not good
HyperMoon: not bad
HyperMoon: but I sure as hell aint ugly
HyperMoon: >:)
HyperMoon: ITS HIGH NOON
HyperMoon: boom your entire swat is ded
awkwardturkeyretailer: ♥♥♥♥
awkwardturkeyretailer: good thing i had a shield
awkwardturkeyretailer: REINHARDTS SHIELD
awkwardturkeyretailer: AHAHAHA
awkwardturkeyretailer: AHAHAHA
HyperMoon: >:(
awkwardturkeyretailer: HAMMER DOWN
awkwardturkeyretailer:
awkwardturkeyretailer: oh no
awkwardturkeyretailer: you is a puddle now
HyperMoon: x-x

HyperMoon: AOIJUGBS DH:NGGGGGNGNGG
HyperMoon: HELP MY HANDS ARE SHRINKING
awkwardturkeyretailer: ??????????????????
HyperMoon: IM DYING
HyperMoon: SAVE ME
awkwardturkeyretailer: ???!!?!??!!!??!?!!?!?!???!!!??!?
HyperMoon: I GOT STABBED
HyperMoon: BY MY OWN KEYBOARD
awkwardturkeyretailer: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HyperMoon: it turned agaisnt me
HyperMoon: imma die in a pool of vegemite
awkwardturkeyretailer: Vegemite is a dark brown Australian food paste made from leftover brewers' yeast extract with various vegetable and spice additives???????????????
HyperMoon: RYAN!
HyperMoon: I BECAME A TUBE MAN
awkwardturkeyretailer: WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥?????????
HyperMoon: IM 16 FEET TALL NOW!
awkwardturkeyretailer: WHOAAAAAAA
HyperMoon: HELP I KEEP SLAMMING MY HEAD AGAINST THE GROUND
awkwardturkeyretailer: OOOOOooohhhh....

6:48 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: sibep
6:48 PM - HyperMoon: HUHHH
6:48 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: HHHUH
6:48 PM - HyperMoon: I JUST GOT HOME U TUKERY
6:48 PM - HyperMoon: listen
6:48 PM - HyperMoon: I will
6:48 PM - HyperMoon: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
6:48 PM - HyperMoon: eat u
6:48 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: YREKUT U EMOH TOG TSUJ I
6:48 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: u tea
6:48 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: gnikcuf
6:49 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: lliw I
6:49 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: netsil
6:49 PM - HyperMoon: ew what a reverse master
6:49 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: retsam esrever a tahw we
6:49 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: better than you
6:49 PM - HyperMoon: gr0ss
6:49 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: ss0rg
6:52 PM - HyperMoon: ƃɹ0ss
6:52 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: ss0ɹƃ

4:33 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: ur cute btww
4:33 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: thx bb
4:34 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: wanna do the sex
4:35 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: no
4:35 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: wtf
4:35 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: why not
4:35 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: im gay
4:35 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: omg me too
4:35 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: sex
4:36 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: but im gay gay
4:36 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: and you're just gay
4:36 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: o
4:36 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: no
4:36 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: im gay gay gay
4:36 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: see? we arent compatible
4:36 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: it's not me, it's you
4:36 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: goodbye
4:36 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: forever
4:36 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: no come back
4:36 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: ill change
4:37 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: wow ok
4:37 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: i see how it is
4:37 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: i bet ur having sex with
4:37 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: chris right now
4:37 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: im gonna beat him up
4:37 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: no please dont
4:37 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: i love chris
4:38 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: and u dont love me
4:38 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: so therefore
4:38 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: im gonna beat him up
4:38 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: i'll beat you up
4:38 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: thats my fetish
4:39 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: but chris doesnt love u tho
4:39 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: he loves jay
4:39 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: but i love u
4:39 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: hey hey
4:39 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: stop right there
4:39 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: im gay
4:40 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: me too
4:40 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: lets havee sex
4:40 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: no
4:40 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: my name is gay
4:40 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: me too
4:40 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: we have so much in common
4:40 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: lets have sex
4:41 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: fine
4:41 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: but only 4 times
4:41 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: ok
4:41 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: when do u wanna do it
4:41 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: later
4:41 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: ok
4:41 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: whens later
4:41 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: now
4:41 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: no its ok
4:41 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: i changed my mind
4:42 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: i wanna have sex with someone else
4:42 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: nice, my reverse psychology worked
4:42 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: ok nvm
4:42 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: i wanna have sex with u
4:43 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: too late
4:43 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: you already rejected me
4:43 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: i hate you
4:43 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: :[
4:43 PM - ap stats makes me want to die: im sorry

5:02 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: i ♥♥♥♥ on your car
5:02 PM - You need help?: I saw
5:02 PM - You need help?: I licked it clean
5:04 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: nice

7:39 PM - you're*: can i ask u a question
7:40 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: no
7:43 PM - you're*: that still isnt how the joke is supposed to go
7:43 PM - you're*: can i pay u to say yes
7:46 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: okay
7:46 PM - you're*: can i ask u a question
7:47 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: FIRST
7:47 PM - you're*: i did
7:47 PM - you're*: check ur paypal
7:47 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: okay
7:47 PM - you're*: can i ask u a question
7:47 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: you got scammed
7:48 PM - you're*: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

9:21 PM - HyperMoon: i smeller gay
9:21 PM - HyperMoon: and it you
9:21 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: whoever smelt it dealt it
9:21 PM - HyperMoon: ♥♥♥♥

9:22 PM - HyperMoon: ravoli ravoli always lewd all lolis
SOMEBODY ARREST THIS MAN