Nagkabanggaan 💥 po yung truck 🚛 atsaka tao 🧍🏻‍♂️ ay nabangga 💥 po nung tao 🧍🏻‍♂️ yung truck 🚛 ay yung nabangga 💥 po yung truck 🚛 nakabangga 💥 po yung drayber ng truck 🧍🏻‍♂️🚛 ng tao 🧍🏻‍♂️ay hindi 🚫 po pala dalawa 2️⃣ pong truck 🚛🚛 yung nagkabanggaan 💥💥 wala 👐🏼 pong tao 🧍🏻‍♂️

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Pasintabi sa mga nag late lunch at early dinner at yucky ito post ko. Yesterday I ate unli pizza 🍕🍕🍕 at YELLOW CAB. As you can imagine I will take a huge dump after that. Now 24 hours later I finally had the urge to do so.🚽 My poop smelled terrible. 💀💀💀💀 Usually it doesn't smell because I rarely eat fastfood. 🍕🍕🍕 But this time my poop smelled unnaturally stinky.💩🙊 I had to use Aerosol spray just to keep the the stink in check. What the hell did YELLOW CAB put in their pizzas that made my poop stink that bad? 😲🙊😵😨

don't you one day just kinda remember the dude who introduced you to dota and despise the ♥♥♥♥ outta him

My penis is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my ♥♥♥♥, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.

My humongous ♥♥♥♥ has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.

bruh

The biggest oversight with Dark Willow is that she's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about plowing that tight wooden ass. I'd kill a man in cold blood just to spend a minute with her crotch grinding against my throbbing manhood as she whispers terribly dirty things to me in her geographically ambiguous accent.

ThIs🙆 IS jUSt anoThEr🙌 faILeD😭 ATTEmPT 😷tO "i🙋 kNOW😏 BEtter😏 thAN😏 yOU😌" MEntaLity.🙎



THIs😓 deFInES😪 uS🙆 FIlIpInos🙉, reallY. we 🙌NEVEr🙅 wAnT🙏 OTher 👎pEoPLE 😛To BE BEttER😝 Than us😩. WE aRE THe DesCEndAnts of Juan TAMaD😱; wE 🙌aRE TOo LAZy😪 tO impROve😼 And bEcomE bEtter 😭so WE🙌 pUlL✋ otHeR PeoplE👱 DOWN WiTh US. 👇



we 🙌aRe A DIsgRacE 😖tO This PLANeT🌍. smh.😏

Tinitigasan na naman ako sa iyong ganda
Dahil sa iyong ganda akoy napatanga
Suso mo na napakalaki parang pakwan
Bote ang yong katawan at pwet mong malaman

Pwede kabang maikama pagkatapos mo dyan
Pagkatapos maginuman magbabanatan
Iietsa ka sa kama tuloy ang tuhogan
Para kang tinapay titi ko ang palaman, tinitigasan

Pagdumadaan ka sa aking harapan, di ko malaman kung pano pakakalagan
Aking nararamdaman, dami ko ng dahilan
Di ko malaman kung pano pakawalan ang
Pinakamatigas na burat sa Pilipinas pati na sa Asia
Tinalo ko pa ang punong narra (sa tigas)

ROFL

who is this protein fiend

r u a girl

ACTUALLY ♥♥♥♥ NTR I TAKE BACK

You see an ntr, I see true love

You're F.U.C.K.able.

F.U.C.K stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll F.U.C.K. me forever. Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.’s you back.

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hey guys whats up im joey salads

sorry noryel pls unblock me ;-;

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