新年快乐，六四事件天安門

Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.

I would say happy New year, but measuring time is just a concept created by humans. In fact, strip it all back for a few seconds. The names of the months and days, countries, flags, boundaries on maps, religions. What's left? Consciousness on a rock which spins around the cosmos we only know 3% about. Nothing more. But most people don't like to think about such things. So happy New year.

Santa has an important message!
Attention all children on the nice list! I'm one of Santa's elves and I'm here to deliver a message from him. There seems to have been a mishap up here in the North Pole and everybody's addresses got all mixed up! To help Santa, he needs you to send me your full address, as well as a specific time everybody in your household is asleep or out of the house (that way Santa doesn't get seen by nosey little children)! Also, Santa wanted me to mention that he's eaten too many of Mrs. Clause's cookies and won't be able to fit down the chimneys this year, so make sure your front door is unlocked so Santa can deliver your presents!

Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.

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