the rocks are silent because the trees are listening

alias "+jumpthrow" "+jump;-attack"; alias "-jumpthrow" "-jump"; bind alt "+jumpthrow"



at the Potsdam conference Stalin placed an early soviet prototype of a gravity bong on the table and proceeded to pack it with potent Siberian Sovkhoz Kush. After taking taking two full bowls (without coughing) to demonstrate the device, he slid across the table to the leaders of the western powers. FDR after some struggle finished his bowl and greenlighted the construction of several american versions of the soviet prototype to strengthen morale at Los Alamos. Churchill failed to complete his bowl, greened out and denounced the prototype as barbaric,swarthy and a bolshevik plot against civilization.