"Dangit Bawbeh I thought I told you to get me a glass of propane" -Hank Hill's last words to Bawbeh before Bawbeh's tragic death in 2155.

"Sometimes you gotta kick a baby in the mouth and vomit." - Hank

"What a shame..." - J.C. Denton

Bob Page : I will burn like the brightest star!
JC : Oh, you're gonna burn, alright.

"Old men running the world...a new age!" - Bob Page's declaration of a new age

"I shall bring death unto them, and its name will be DEATH." - What was said on a match of Dark Crusade

"I have a bucket of you who are not an intended for a few days, but it is. There is no width. The only problem is the first World Cup, I have a bucket to the nerd I have been in a couple days, but the fact that I am a beautiful day. It is the best policy, the New Year to you by the time. The only problem is that it would be the most High School, but it would take to make a difference between the two, but I have been in business for a few of the two, and I have picture proof."

"If there was one thing that could possibly prove the existence of a creator or god, that proof would be mankind's ability to make sandwiches with cured and spiced deli meat. The only other thing I can think of is mankind's ability to make sausages, but that could also be labeled as a cured and spiced meat." - Me

"A foolish man complains of his torn pocket, while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls."
- Confucius

"He didn't say that." - Ding Dong

"MONKEY PUMP!" - Willem Dafoe