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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 9:40am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 10:47am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2024 @ 10:52am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 6:44am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 10:08am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 7:43am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 11:04am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 5:20am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2024 @ 10:03am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:40am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:07am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 10:34am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:27am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:22am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 4:34am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 10:46am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 9:52am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 7:23am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:53am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 3:06am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:42am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:24am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 10:03am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 11:00am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 2:02am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2024 @ 2:54am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 11:33pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2024 @ 7:28am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 12:35am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2024 @ 4:07am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:50am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2024 @ 6:58am



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?