"I'm sat here with breath of the wild and a thumb up my arse"
-Ollie, 2020 (On being sent an Apple Watch after attempting to buy a Switch on depop)

"I want to be in the quote box"
-Kris, 2020 (Now in the quote box)

"You must sex the black haired lady"
-Ignas, 2017 (about The Witcher 3)

"Not as traumatic as a fist in your bumhole"
-James, 2017

"Your little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ squirrel face just pisses me off"
-James, 2017