ducky: god is a women

Starlight? ♥: I need to borrow a gun and a rope
ducky: lol
ducky: no
Starlight? ♥: Pwease? c;
ducky: no
ducky: suicide is bad
Starlight? ♥: But Whyyyyy?
ducky: despite me always telling people to kill themselves
Starlight? ♥: Who said anything about wuicide?
Starlight? ♥: Suicide*
ducky: "gun and rope"
ducky: for what? inane bondagde/
Starlight? ♥: Who's to say I didn't want to shoot up a scho- uhh. Yeah, bondage c:
ducky: idk which is worse
ducky: exeteme bondadge or child murder
Starlight? ♥: Why not both? *dramatically waves my hands*
ducky: LOL
ducky: this is going on the ole profile
Starlight? ♥: Oh gosh

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, your waifu is in a video game -wiz 2016

11:56 PM - Starlight? ♥: Getting on my profile is basically like getting into my pants
11:56 PM - ducky: i dont do it?
11:56 PM - Starlight? ♥: Basically no one does
11:56 PM - ducky: wait i just did
11:56 PM - ducky: uh
11:56 PM - ducky: good?
11:56 PM - Starlight? ♥: Wait
11:56 PM - ducky: being an asex is hard
11:56 PM - Starlight? ♥: ♥♥♥♥
11:56 PM - Starlight? ♥: Um
11:56 PM - Starlight? ♥ is now Offline..
11:56 PM - ducky: LOL

9:13 PM - Victory Star: I might not need a rainbow keyboard
9:14 PM - Victory Star: tone down the gay just a bit
9:14 PM - ducky: LOL
9:14 PM - ducky: ok yeah probably not
9:14 PM - ducky: your pc itself can be gay
9:14 PM - ducky: your keyboard is fine being straight
9:14 PM - Victory Star: Pbbbt
9:14 PM - Victory Star: The PC is an extension of the user
9:16 PM - ducky: saME
9:17 PM - ducky: id make mine ace because im gay

ducky: i may be straight and asexual but im still a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
ducky: i have a tumblr
ducky: i wear leggings
ducky: i have a nice ass
ducky: and my friends do my makeup
ducky: im gay, but not sexually
limerence ❤: Ducky, I love you ❤

ducky #SGDQ2017: and i spout out "♥♥♥♥♥" like im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ducky #SGDQ2017: whos a black rapper
birthday bean: lil cent
ducky #SGDQ2017: kendrick
ducky #SGDQ2017: LOL
ducky #SGDQ2017: thats my trap name now
ducky #SGDQ2017: lil cent
birthday bean: lmao
ducky #SGDQ2017: lil cent, makin big money
ducky #SGDQ2017: N I G G A
birthday bean: with my girl call her honey
birthday bean: swimming in money
birthday bean: michael phelps
ducky #SGDQ2017: going on my profiKW r
ducky #SGDQ2017: i cant with you
birthday bean: NO WHY

2:46 AM - graffiti hearts: oh cool i have 2 punk mom
2:46 AM - graffiti hearts: ash and sme
2:46 AM - graffiti hearts: *ame
2:46 AM - happy lil bean: There's no need to be
2:47 AM - happy lil bean: AshAme'd
2:47 AM - happy lil bean: about that
2:47 AM - happy lil bean: ♥♥♥♥
2:47 AM - happy lil bean: kill me
2:47 AM - graffiti hearts: IM S
2:47 AM - graffiti hearts: GONNA
2:47 AM - graffiti hearts: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TELL AME THAT OG MY GOD
2:47 AM - graffiti hearts: im saving that too
2:47 AM - happy lil bean: NO
2:47 AM - happy lil bean: GOD
2:47 AM - happy lil bean: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
2:47 AM - happy lil bean: ugh
2:47 AM - happy lil bean: fine

ceeyaa01 : hey is annable creation good
*DEAD* self-cataclysmic temptations : Personally, my parents said no I wasn't
the sins in my veins : ask temptation
the sins in my veins : LMAO

5:57 PM - Victory Star: Hey so I woke up and saw your name and I started bleeding from where I got cut with the edge

*DEAD* RainBowShots : Dont know how spanish girl hasnt dominated me yet
*DEAD* ducky : same tbh
*DEAD* esperanza ❤ : gdi

esperanza ❤ : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ we're like ducky's penis size away from capping

9:46 PM - duwang milf: Irma is about to kill more haitians than Tommy Vercetti
9:46 PM - ducky: LOL

:3 : I'd rather commit suicide than kill myself.

Alabast : Hey, Ducky, you have the achievement for making a person rage quit?
ducky : yep
Alabast : Then I don't feel bad for leaving without letting you dominate me
Alabast : <3
Alabast left the game (Disconnect by user.)
ducky : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

8:51 PM - Vanessasushi: i want some 12 year old ♥♥♥♥

4:05 PM - Vanillasushi: im hoe~
4:06 PM - Vanillasushi: i meant home but
4:06 PM - Vanillasushi: i am a hoe too
4:06 PM - ducky: LOL
4:06 PM - ducky: best typo ever

RubADubDucky: aw ♥♥♥♥ dude hugh heffner died
Starlight: yeah
he's stiffer now than he's been in his whole life
RubADubDucky: OH
MY GOF
if nothing solidifies my place in hell, that did
also, proifle
Starlight: no why

ｗａｉｆｕ : I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joined
paradise upside-down : you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lost
paradise upside-down : :^)
ducky : gottem

Dank Hill : everyone is bisexual whether they like it or not

lywater : All my friends are dead
esperanza ❤ : at least you had friends
dive back into you : at least theyre dead

1:24 AM - baile con la luna: girls are gay
1:24 AM - ducky: i guess im gay then
1:25 AM - ducky: i like girls
1:25 AM - baile con la luna: yeah ik
1:25 AM - baile con la luna: that's what we've been talking abut
1:25 AM - baile con la luna: about*
1:25 AM - ducky: what that im gay or that i like gay?
1:25 AM - baile con la luna: 1:25 AM - ducky: what that im gay or that i like gay?
1:25 AM - ducky: WUAT
1:25 AM - ducky: ♥♥♥♥
1:25 AM - ducky: I JSUt
1:25 AM - baile con la luna: LOL

(Talking about League of Legends)
1:38 AM - festive fox-friend: I hate it
1:38 AM - festive fox-friend: I hate everything about it
1:38 AM - ducky: its only good for hentai
1:38 AM - festive fox-friend: even the hentai sucks because the game itself makes me want to cut my ♥♥♥♥ off with a rusty saw

First Aid : As a litteral IRL sperg, Autism Speaks is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PETA for humans

sid - yoga in bed is just clothed bdsm

Infected: You suck because you died from a Scout with an Australium Weapon

xander108 : pyro sharks are like jaws it comes wean you least expectit it

Victory Star: that's a butt
ducky: yes
Victory Star: nice
Victory Star: lmao what the hell was that exchange

ducky: isnt there a whole fetish for spending money on people
diet dr kelp: yeah
sadly i haven't found anyone with that fetish
otherwise i'd be living the dream
i'm no dom but i AM a jew
ducky: im putting this on my profile
also big same

RubADubDucky
i'm glad they offer them honestly
cause CBBE and UNP do a great job of making the models looks good
but if every time i looted some dead bandits armor i had to see tits i'd be upset
which is the opposite of what tits do
Starlight
yeah
LOL
"which is the opposite of what tits do"
i love you lol
RubADubDucky
i mean am i wrong?
Starlight
no lol