Recent reviews by garsko

everysingle position you can do it here. helicopter? 360jumpshot you name it.
i recently joined LoveCraft's discord server. some mf said
-but its a sex game made for doing only sex, why i need to be normal in here?
-real sex clubs are made for sex, but you just don't go in and start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you got to get to know the people first"
ts is so tuff

i lost my girlfriend because of this game (actually*)

I live with my girlfriend (used to) :c
So yeah, I was just playing, bored as hell. About 1,000 hours in, not much, hehe.
Suddenly my headphones disconnected. There was loud moaning for like 20–30 seconds.
I tried reconnecting them, but they just wouldn’t work.

Then my girlfriend came in.
“What are you doing? Why are you watching po*n stuff? Am I not enough for you?”

We had a small argument. I tried to explain “No, I was just, uh…”
Bro. I fumbled. I fumbled soo bad.

I just sat there like a good dog, listening while she talking:
“I’m breaking up with you. Go make love with your virtual girlfriend. I’m leaving.”

Deadass. Wallahi. I actually begged.

I don’t even play this kind of game—I was just bored as hell.
Now I live with my friend. No girlfrend :c

I have 1,000 hours, so I gave this game a real chance. The core artwork and style are excellent, but that's the only high point.

The gameplay is a shallow auto battler, and the entire experience is a pay-to-win trap. Meaningful progression, especially after level 56, is locked behind massive paywalls. Even if you spend, you're pressured to spend more to keep up. Every system exploits FOMO and gambling urges.

Great visuals can't save a game designed purely to drain your wallet. Not recommended.

As a person with schizophrenia, I still haven’t finished this game.