trump 2030

blessed be; rob

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harvest needs you.... now.. more than ever before.. the people of harvest whisper to each other "where is rob"

♥♥♥♥ HARVEST ♥♥♥♥ TF2 ♥♥♥♥
TRUMP 2028

#juantaps

heyyya

God bless

Stay True

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real spill

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

get out of here bro

hello please check the trade

check trade

Wow. you need to shut your ketchup stain, Junkrat main, micro brain, aluminium chain, ankle sprain, CHOCOLATE RAIIIIN, with your runny nose dirty toes lick hobos cOwAbUnGa BrOs, Dude, I want you to look at your entire life. All your life choices. And tell me when you had an original idea in your brain. Your ass got kicked out and disowned and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your IPhone "Oh, help. Why is it not working?". YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LIKE A NARUTO FILLER EPISODE, MY BOY! YOUR PRANKS ARE AS REPETITIVE AS THE AD "Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper" YOUR BRAIN IS JUST AS REAL AS THE LOVE YOUR PARENTS HAVE FOR YOU! YOUR GRANDMA GAVE BLING BLING BOY A LAP DANCE FOR PAY DAY. Wait hold on! *Punch punch punch* GIVE ME THE MONEY YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST ROBBED YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST HIT A LICK ON YOUR GRANDMA, HOW DOES THAT FEEL?! SHE POOR AS HELL NOW! YOU PUT A BALLOON ON YOUR HEAD AND THOUGHT IT WAS A DURAG! YOU LIKE RONALD MCDONALD FROM OHIO!

robber man be robbing

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oh yeah i knew this was happening, yeah i know this. i know this is happening. thank you. because like, what you guys are doing, no, is actually very smart, because like what you do is actually smart with the actual people that you do try to catch. i respect that, what you guys are doing. but you also have to admit that what you guys do, it must be very dangerous. because like, say you meet someone and you don’t know them right? you don’t know them at all, so they come up and what if they also come with a group of guys? you could get hurt. i know what i did was wrong, that i understand. but most guys do it and they don’t care and they fight back and they do whatever, right?

i was robbed once they put me in a room

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I was robbed once, I couldn't ever find what was taken.

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ROBBED

absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robbed

no...

your personality is as prettt as you are and thats saying something. i love you, please date me, i am not even calling it e dating anymore because i know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boufriend and put a heart in my profile linking your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cure things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please im begging you to either love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side if you dont live me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

can we honestly edate? youre beautiful. you always make me laugh, always make me smile. you literally make me want to become a better person.... i really enjoy every moment we spend together. my time has no value unless it is spent with you. i telle everyone of my irls how awesome you are. thank you for being you. whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i'll always be right there by your side. i love you so much. I don't think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. life isn't as fun when you're not around. you are truly stunning. i want you to be my soulmate. i love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. if i had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy.

what he said

if you were a cigarette id smoke you.

thats so tough

Ah, the desperate flailing of a mind ensnared by its own rhetoric—how amusing. You fancy yourself a paragon of logical consistency, yet your argument is but an ouroboros of self-contradiction. You accuse me of hypocrisy for mirroring your grandiloquence, yet fail to grasp that my diction was a deliberate mockery of your own pretentious excess. Your inability to discern satire from sincerity betrays a cognitive dexterity as lackluster as your argumentation bro.
As for your insistence on my TF2 incompetence, I find it quaint that you cling to this fragile crutch, as if mere repetition might alchemize your claims into truth. If my performance is so laughable, why waste your breath? The answer is clear: my mere existence on the battlefield is enough to rattle your fragile ego, compelling you to compose these overwrought soliloquies in a vain attempt to assert dominance. But do continue, I relish watching you fumble through the tangled web of your own pretensions.

The cacophony of contradictions that is your response. You decry my "sesquipedalian verbosity" while indulging in equally ostentatious language. It's a breathtaking exercise in hypocrisy, underscoring the chasm between your aspirations to intellectual sophistication and your actual abilities.

Your attempt to deflect attention from your TF2 ineptitude is transparently feeble. My skills are irrelevant; the focus is on your risible performance. Continue to prattle on – your unintentionally comedic efforts are entertaining, and your blindness to your shortcomings is tragic irony indeed.

Ah, a veritable symphony of sesquipedalian verbosity, artfully arranged to mask the vacuity of its substance. One might almost mistake your diatribe for the work of a sentient mind, were it not so transparently the fevered product of a thesaurus-dependent dilettante, desperately striving for rhetorical grandeur while unwittingly crafting a monument to its own intellectual impotence.

If my TF2 performance were truly as woeful as you claim, one would expect your own skills to be sufficient to compensate—yet here you are, frothing with indignation, railing against the very inadequacy that you, by your own admission, have failed to overcome. A tragic irony, really: your feigned eloquence serves only to highlight your impotence, both in speech and in gameplay. But do continue—your efforts at wit provide more entertainment than any payload push ever could.

Your mother's calamitous parental ineptitude has yielded a progeny whose TF2 prowess is a laughable travesty, a veritable paradigm of ineffectuality. Her egregious dereliction of maternal duties has instilled in you a penchant for strategic myopia, rendering your in-game decisions a risible amalgam of folly and haplessness. It's as if she had deliberately endeavored to create a player whose cognitive faculties are befogged by an impenetrable aura of obtuseness, thereby ensuring that your teammates are perpetually afflicted with an existential crisis, pondering the ontological implications of being paired with such an unmitigated disaster.

WHACK

same

I hate gay people

Don’t let anyone stop you, be gay, do crime. <3

fart shuts my wife up with no mercy

added to discuss trading

BZZZZT

Hey, your Medic services were subpar, to say the least. I expected healing, not horrific misplays. Honestly, I was hoping for a real pro who knows how to keep me alive in the middle of a fight, not someone who runs off into the enemy team. On top of that, I found out you're not an E-girl like I thought. A huge disappointment. Guess I got my hopes up. 😔

Here’s how you can make it up to me (preferably before I rage-quit TF2 for good):

You must complete a full match without dropping a single heal on me. If I die, you’re obligated to send me a heartfelt apology message.
DM me a detailed analysis of every time you failed to save me, complete with timestamps. Bonus points for adding your reasoning and what you learned.
You have to change your Steam profile picture to a poorly drawn fan art of me as a TF2 character (ideally with a broken heart or tears in my eyes), just to prove you're truly sorry.
Until then, I’ll be patiently waiting in a corner, healing my broken spirit. 😤

Happy n ew s years

YEAR OF THE ROB

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merry christmas dork

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