Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon. Long ago the four melon nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Firemelon Nation attacked. Only the Avatarmelon, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the melon world needed him most, he vanished.

Today while astral projecting I summoned bot Kyle to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Bot Kyle is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

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Estonian subhuman

Own a Mageblood for endgame defense, since that's what the gods intended. Four rogue exiles break into my hideout. 'What in Wraeclast?' As I grab my Mageblood and Lightning Strike. Blow a new socket sized hole through the first man's tabby, he's dead on the spot. Draw my wand on the second exile, miss him entirely because of spell block, and the projectile takes out a nearby vendor. I have to resort to the detonate dead 6 link I’ve got set up, 'Tally Ho Lads' The explosion incinerates two exiles in an instant, the heat sets off the neighborhood alarms. Fixate my gaze on the last terrified exile. He bleeds out waiting for the aura bots to arrive since corrupted wounds are impossible to heal. Just as the gods intended.

People keep asking me what race I am going to play as in Baldur's Gate 3. Well, let me tell ya old chum, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnwarf, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnelf, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnalfing, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnuman, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnithyanki, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnalf-Gnelf, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gniefling, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnow, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnagonborn, I am gnot gnoing to be playing as a Gnalf-Gnorc, I am gnoing to be playing as a Gnome. And you've been .. Gnooomed.