Recent reviews by Ball Tazer

I use a bayonet to stab a horse in the neck and send the guy flying.
Then I stab him in the neck before he has a chance to get up.
Then I get stabbed in the neck by an angry Austrian who's screamming "God sh*ts on the Kaiser!"
Then a teammate playing a bagpipe T-Bags my dead body.
All while classical music is playing in the background.

I was hit in the balls with a Javelin and couldn't pull it off...

still managed to climb a ladder and single-handedly conquer a city with the wooden stick sticking out of my crotch.

69/10 would play repeatedly.