Never have so many understood so little about so much.
-- James Burke
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Take a lesson from the whale; the only time he gets speared is when he
raises to spout.
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Say it with flowers,
Or say it with mink,
But whatever you do,
Don't say it with ink!
-- Jimmie Durante
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Marvin the Nature Lover spied a grasshopper hopping along in the grass,
and in a mood for communing with nature, rare even among full-fledged
Nature Lovers, he spoke to the grasshopper, saying: "Hello, friend
grasshopper. Did you know they've named a drink after you?"
"Really?" replied the grasshopper, obviously pleased. "They've
named a drink Fred?"
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Peter: You all know how observant I am.
TV Announcer: And now back to Star Trek.
Peter: Holy crap. Uhura's black?
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He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him.
-- Bion
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The ability to ask question like 'Where am I and who is the "I" th