top teammate

great moves

Skill combo

consistent kills

lovely profile <3

+rep, add me in friends. You are good player

-rep annoying back 4 blood player

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Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. So if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you’d declaw a cat and then push your member into its feed chute.

You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.

The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without its beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.

Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.

The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glands, begging for nutrition.

You climax and give the marine creature’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn’t stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.

Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of its 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.

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silver 1 idiot talking bullsheet all the time

this man is ross

Spam more hadokens you British wanker

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noob

-rep ♥♥♥♥ at cs and takes it out on his teammates

-rep wont add me on steam

complete queerbag

u are really really ♥♥♥♥♥♥

+rep mvp!

sen tam bir orospu cocugusun al izle demoyu piç watch this mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheat. he is not british he is wall and aim hack and he is shamefully (also for me ) turkish , 38 kills easy vac steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-7OZ8P-7Zj8M-zJvOK-as4G3-8AF4C

haha, nice

massive loser

-rep

-rep said he'd show me his if i showed him mine and then i showed him mine and he never showed me his. oh, and he griefs in cs (the unfunny variety)

-rep obnoxious british ♥♥♥♥

-rep XERA 08 explains it really well, read that one

-rep not even good at griefing and got pissy when I didn't care about losing elo in silver 1 lmao

+rep takes the same drugs as me

Although delight at first glance, Ross is a complete nightmare to play with in csgo MM. To all his future teammates, I sincerely advise you to mute him as soon as he griefs. As I will do the same, under great tolerance; i would still play MM with you in the future, but i will mute you the first sign of griefing. I'd be glad to play l4d2 and league as well.

(4/4)

Due to the nature of his massive killing streak, friends and foes alike, we tried to enforce Ross to play FaceIt with us to stop his from killing teammates and such. To no avail he just wouldn't budge. He stood his ground and we have to play MM with Ross.

(3/4)

Often times, Ross will instruct us to use his strat and rush lobby on his favourite map, nuke. He expects his teammates to follow this strat every single round. While I have no problem playing under his leadership, he is a wild cannon when play my favourite maps, disregarding all instructions. Double Standards.

(2/4)

Was friends with him for a couple of months, at first he was ok, nice guy, funny accent. After a few months of playing with Ross, I found him extremely toxic with a terrible mentality of the game (csgo). When playing with Ross, everything will be fine until the second he decides/thinks the game is a loss, he will immediately grief. Such as team killing, buying auto snipers, making weird noises, complain about team performances, etc, you get the gist.

(1/4)

“ children’s room “

-rep niga got a big nose and is diabetic

-rep Won't finger my ass

so much so in fact, I'm impressed he hasn't deleted all the -rep comments

-rep lmao manic depressive is right

- rep: there is a reason other people -reped. he is an annoying shot caller bottomfragging yelling at teammates in the first rounds. Toxic and by far the worst player i have played with to my memory. absolute lunatic and most likely bipolar, good luck trying to have fun playing with this piece of graphite from chernobly's core

-rep complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥.... needs to go pass school

-rep pretty much a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the whole game, also he talks trash and hes not worth anybodies time.

ignore all other rude comments, this dude is funny and hes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beast at CS

+rep epic gamer

-Rep Is Manic Depressive To the point it effects gameplay. go see a therapist bud

talks WAYYY too much, cheeezus

talks too much

He grief's people in his games

♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS BAITS WHOLE TEAM AND THINKS HES GOOD