My Fellow Americans Snuggles up to the podium Nyaa~ It is with a tail-wagging heart and twitchy ears that I stand before you today, paws together, ready to make our nation sparkle and shine with all the fluffiness and warmth it deserves! Nuzzles your cheeks Together, we will paw-sitively change the world! Pounces The time has come for us to unite under the banner of love, cuddles, and tail wiggles! Let’s make America purrfect again, one nuzzle at a time, nya~! owo 💕"

Squishy