♥♥♥♥ this guy is giving me all sorts of alfredo thoughts i need this guy to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dangle some noodles in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sauce more often ♥♥♥♥ im creaming

-rep, scammed me out of a csgo knife

After a good play in cs:go, I added him because he seemed like a cool dude. We started chatting with each other and after a couple of months we became really good friends. Many nice conversations, lots of good CS matches and above all we developed a close friendship.
I invited him to a csgo lan at my house. He agreed and I looked forward to his arrival. When he appeared, he pushed me up against the wall and started nibbling on my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ against my thigh. I slapped him and one-tapped him. It turned out he was gay. Weird dude, don't trust him!

Yeah dude! thanks for using the service! King!