Recent reviews by unWellociraptor

They listened and deleted the terrible Playstation account requirement. We won. Based devs, ♥♥♥♥ Sony.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KONAMI FIXED THE GRABBING MECHANIC. Rare Konami W. Keep it up like this, and these ports to Steam will be amazing. But pls. Fix MGS1 graphics. My head hurts.

>single dev
>extremely positive reviews
>castlevania graphics
,,Alright then."
>bought the game
>first run
>make it to 15 minutes
,,Damn this looks boring as ♥♥♥♥. Why would anyone play this. Maybe I'll give a second run try, before refunding it."

And here I was... sitting in my dark room at 3:44am... unlocking stuff... no video in background, no nonsense. Only Vampire Survivor... the progress... it never stops... I must continue... I'm addicted...

Do not buy this if you want to play anything else in the remaining time of you being alive.
Sorry I gotta go now. Red Death unlock is waiting.

Garlic/10, Slot machine addiction the videogame.

SPEED

Contentless garbage.
The audacity of giving DLCs with 0 content in base game should speaks volumes by itself.

Let the blood flow.

This game is amazing.
The graphics, the feel, the music, different ships and their abilities. I love it.
Do not go into this game expecting you will finish it tho.
The infinite mode and most of the campaign are amazing. But once you will get to final weapon.... I have 10 hours on this game, from which 7 are just fighting the final weapon. I still didn't do it. The boss is extremely hard. 100x harder than anything that came before it. You. Are. Not. Prepared.

good

Good.
Xen is just absolutely terrible. 3 hours of tedious puzzles.

Am just a simple bioslave fishing for fish, while wearing Saurons Eye of the Stonks Market.
I have never been better. This is literally the best game ever. The Gorbino Quest of life.