Haha well memed sir gentleman!! All the internet updoots to you! *tips fedora and begins to slowly and passionately suck your toes. You're hesitant at first, unwilling to admit you've wanted this for your entire life, but now in this moment of passion you find yourself unchained and released of all your inhibitions!

As I walk away, I turn my head to wink at you and say, "thanks for the reddit gold, kind stranger... ;)"

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⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

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⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡

🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫

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Put down that AR-15, please. And the two handguns on your belt. And the small gun on your ankle. And the six knives in your jockstrap. And the pepper spray in your bellybutton. And the remote vibrator in your ass that says “alpha male” on the side.

For your service and efforts I would like to thank you from the bottom of the microplastics accumulating in my decreasingly functional testicles. Good morning Hank, it's a day.

During the time you were playing tonsil hockey with your cousin, Jeff Bezos made $81k. Yeah, I looked it up.

brian

I feel bad that America is apparently one of the only countries in the world that understands the concept of fractions. It seems Europeans in particular are filled with rage, confusion, and fear when confronted with a fraction. In the United States we are of course taught as children to understand and use both decimal and fractional systems. It's a shame that poorer countries refuse to adequately fund their school systems to teach their students something as basic as division, but thats why America is the greatest country the world has ever seen. Remember there are two types of countries, those that use the metric system, and those that have been to the moon.

Hey gally, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

Ok I know we argued last night, and I'm sorry for losing my cool. But you still have to admit that there is no way Goku(namek saga pre super sayian transformation) could reasonably beat rinnegan jubi madara, theres just no way. At that point in the series madara was able to use sage style: light fang( a lightspeed attack that can cut through anything) theres no way goku could dodge it or block it, but maybe goku could beat edo tensei madara with 1 rinnegan but the second he could get his second one, goku loses to limbo clones tbh. Anyways add me back man I m sorry

Hey you little ♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ you. No one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ asked you dude. Why don't you quit ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ judging people. Just because you don't poop yourself doesn't mean you can discriminate others that do. Get your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head out of your ass dude, assuming you even had an ass to begin with in order to poop. I'll have you know I frequently poop, and never even flush. It smells and looks absolutely disgusting. And guess where I poop? It's not even at my own household toliet. I literally have to sneak into a children's school in order to conduct my bathroom activities. Do you even know how many times I've had to evade the police for trespassing on school grounds under a warrant for my arrest for constantly talking about poop around school-age children? Like good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god, dude. You have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue what I've been through and the dark times that I have to endure on a daily basis. So if you think you can just go around judging people who poop, then you can ♥♥♥♥ right off. ♥♥♥♥ you.

So you're going by "Gally" now, plebian? Haha what's up spurcifer, it's Tannerius from Rome. Remember me? Me and the other legionaries used to give you a hard time in Ludus Litterarius. Sorry you were just an easy target. I can see not much has changed haha. Oh remember Seira, the girl you had a crush on? Yeah, she's my concubine now. I make over 3000 sestertii a year now and drive a quadriga chariot. How bout that? I guess some things never change huh? Nice catching up, Patheticus.

+addme4trade if interrested

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youve been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear

Hi I didn't mean you any harm this is not my main account I would like to talk about deceit and no more.

hey add me pls

Salutations, everybody..

I'm new to this land *Banishes Glorious Nippon Steel Katana Folded Over 1000 Time* I am known as AbysmalTyrant6, but you may address me as The Wolf of Doom. ha-ha.. As you can see, I'm very intimidating. This is why I am here now, to meet intimidating people such as myself. My true form is thousands of years old (I'm very youthful for being an ancient prophecy, though) I enjoy practicing swordsmanship with my Wolf companion, Tilly. (I have a kindred animal spirit so if you don't recognize that, off with your head) It's our favorite martial art because it's so intimidating. My wolf spirit, Tilly is also extremely intimidating of course but I wish to meet more intimidating people. It's as the ancient Japanese said "弱肉強食" “The weak are meat; the strong eat.” ha-ha-ha.. Anyways, I hope to meet a lot of intimidating people here so please give me lots of comments.

Your precious copypastas wont save you now, king

Ohh myy goddd guyssss I JUST WOOSHED SOMEONE 🤭😱😱 You wont believe what just happened 🤔 I was scrolling through youtube comment section 🔻 when I saw someone make a guess what... A JOKE 😂🤣 So guess what I did, I CLICK VIEW MORE REPLIES 😱 AND THIS IS THE BEST PART!!!! Someone.... didnt.... get.... the..... JOKE 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ So like every intelligent human on this planet I WOOSHED HIMMMM 😂😂😂😂 HE WAS DEFINITELY SO EMBARRASSED NOW IT FELT SO GOOD🤤😩💦 Omg he is soo dumb like how can someone not get a joke 😂😂 Guys pro tip, when someone doesnt get a joke just r/woosh him 🤣😂 This is my story, my mom is calling me now, I have to go👋

The worst part of having two gay dads is that no matter what your dad's ♥♥♥♥ tastes like ♥♥♥♥
And if you’re against gay marriage blame straight people, they’re the ones having gay babies.

Right in the donglers

id tell you to eat a ♥♥♥♥ but you'd probably take it the wrong way and eat a man

virginia more like virgin

boomer

My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?

Nuts was here!

wow trolled epic style

tava mamma

Dark Souls Super-Hyper Weapon Swap Aggressive Gravelorded Run: https://youtu.be/Z0CvLtsy4Ck

My Mother, my sister, my Grandmother, my female cousins are all two-bit ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who like to have german shepherds ram them in their vaginal orifice while the dog claws at their back and unloads his hot animal love juice deep inside them. My cousin said she wants to go after the horse next. She is not sure if she will be able to keep all of his love juice inside her but she is going to try. So if you are in the area of Elkins, WV, just stop by. You can usually see them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ under the underpass of the RR tracks and 55/33 near the horseshoe curve. They like an audience those crack ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

>:C

So und etz fick ich dich richtig!!! Ich hab niemandem was getan und du beleidigst mich!!! HAS T HALT LEIDER SELBST NICHTS VORTUWEIßEN AUSSER NE FETTE WAMPE!!! HAB DICH IMMER REPEKTIERT OHNE KOMPROMISSE ODER!!! GIB MIR NUR EINEN GRUND!!! ABER DU PISST MIR OHNE GRUND ANS BEIN. Wie der kleine Bademeister mit gerade mal 2 kilo muskeln aber immer hulk spielen, war doch klar das es klattscht nur ne frage der Zeit. SELBER SCHULD!!! IHR WOLLT SHACKE HANDS DOCH JETZT MÜSST IHR MIT DEN KONSEQUUENZEN LEBEN. FICKT EUCH JETZT HABT IHR DAS TIER IN MIR ENTFACHT UND ICH BIN NICHT ALLEINE. SCHON MAL BULLRIDING GEMACHT? ICH HAB STIEREIER!!! Und etz pass mal uff 70kilo Rasendes Tesrosteron eiergesteuertes, 10% Korperfett und ein einziger muskel der sich nicht mehr von euch PRIVOZIERENDES PAKT STRESSEN LÄSST. FICK EUCH KOMMT DOCH ICH HAB SCHICHT VON 10 SO LANG WIE ICH WILL ALSO 21UHR KOMMT DOCH!!!!!

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Honestly, sometimes it feels like waiting, it's so long to wait and I always feel tired/bored being human, being judged, being controlled and being trapped in this one space the biggest existence. Honestly, I regret to know the truth, because, when I was a kid, I really want to know about all. And, after thirty-two years of my age, then I still regret to know the truth about better without all. Now, I still thinking that I don't want to be anything. I don't want to be human. I don't want to be a human. I don't want to be two/three/four/five/six/seven/eight/nine/ten/eleven/twelve humans. I don't want to be some humans. I don't want to be all humans. I don't want to be one human. I don't want to be anything else. I don't want to be all. Truthfully, I still trapped in time and space. How many times I should pretend to be happy? I know l will die for sure.

Yeah, but his penis is three times the size of yours, and he has approximately 248% greater satisfaction in his sex life than you do, going by the latest accepted metrics in unverified internet anecdotes. So think about that while you sob into your piles of money that persistently refuse to turn into vaginas. I have some apples here, I hope you like them.

Battle Continuation mod for M&B Warband: https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=129051.0

Meat lover is best pizza

In the year 2070 cribs are manufactured with washable, durable, touchscreens covering all six sides of the total enclosure. The screens are revolutionary in their design. A culmination of responsive fleshlight skin with OLEDs- providing the constant sensation of contact with human skin, pulse and all. Internal cameras and microphones monitor the child's emotional state to provide whatever sounds, visions and climate necessary for pacification. Internal sensors alert the caretaker to a need for manual cleaning. The economic impacts are massive. A single certified caretaker is licensed to monitor up to 30 cribs at a time. The surplus of child care workers will be freed to compete for careers as post-crib mothers, virtual reality prostitutes, or advertising executives.

You're gonna love this... Evolution is still a theory, that's right little timmy! Evolution isn't fact, wow! A quick google search can tell you just how many holes the evolution theory has, and just by reading your comment, with multiple spelling errors and grammatical mistakes just shows that you're more than likely just another idiot parroting what other parrots say.

Simsalabim

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👌 Heads up! Here 👌👀 we go. Keep 😜 your 👌👀 hands 🍆👅🐔 and 👀 antennas 🍎🍑👖 inside 🍎🍑👖 the tram 😩 at all 💯 👌 👀 times. - 💦💦 Wonder 💇 what 💩💩💩 it’ll 👼☝🙏 be 💇 like? - 🔫🚫 A little scary. Welcome 🍎🍑👖 to 🍆👅🐔 Honex, a division of Honesco and 🔞🕯🔥 a 💦💦 part of 🍆👅🐔 the 💇💺 Hexagon 💢 Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We 😏💦👅 know that you, as ✈🏢 a bee, have worked your 😜 whole life to get 😜 to 😏💦👅 the point 😜 where you ✈🏢 can work 🍆👅🐔 for 😜😏💯😎🍆 your 👌💻 whole 😏💦👅 life. 🔞🕯🔥 Honey begins when 😎 our 💀 valiant Pollen 😡😠 Jocks 👌👀 bring 👌💻 the 😜 nectar to 💏💖 the 💯 👌 👀 hive.

👏💦 That’s why we don’t 💇💺 need vacations. 😡😠😾 Boy, 🔞🕯🔥 quite a 💇 bit of 👀 pomp… 😎 under the 💢 circumstances. - 😎 Well, Adam, 👏💦 today we are men. 🍆 - We 💯 are! 👀 - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! 👏💦 Students, 💏💖 faculty, distinguished bees, 🍎🍑👖 please welcome Dean 😜😏💯😎🍆 Buzzwell. 💀 Welcome, New Hive Oity 🍎🍑👖 graduating class of… 💯 …9:15. 🍎🍑👖 That 💇💺 concludes 🍑💺 our ceremonies. 💀 And begins your career at 🔫🚫 Honex Industries! Will 😡😠😾 we pick 💩💩💩 ourjob today? 😎 I 🍆 heard it’s 😩 just orientation.

👼☝🙏 - Artie, growing 👌 a mustache? Looks 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 good. - Hear about 😜 Frankie? 👳👳 - 💀 Yeah. - 😡😠 You 👳👳 going 😎 to the funeral? - No, 😈🔥👏👏👏 I’m not 🍆👅🐔 going. 😜😏💯😎🍆 Everybody 💦💦 knows, sting someone, 🍆 you 👊👊💪 die. Don’t 💢 waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. 😏💦👅 I 👌💻 guess 😩 he 👀 could 👌 have just 👳👳 gotten 💯 👌 👀 out 🍆👅🐔 of 👌 the 😜 way. 👊👊💪 I love 👳👳 this 👌👀 incorporating an amusement park into our 👼☝🙏 day.

Barry, 😡😠 I 👳👳 told you, 🔫🚫 stop flying ✈🏢 in 😡😠 the house! - 👅🔥 Hey, Adam. - Hey, 🍆 Barry. - Is 💢 that fuzz gel? - 🔞🕯🔥 A 😜😏💯😎🍆 little. 🍆👅🐔 Special day, graduation. Never thought I’d 👳👳 make 👌💻 it. Three 🍎🍑👖 days grade school, 👌👀 three 👌👀 days 😉😝 high school. Those were 💇💺 awkward. Three days college. I’m ✋ glad I took a 💩💩💩 day and 💇💺 hitchhiked 😉😝 around 👅🔥 the 😡😠😾 hive. 💇 You 😡😠 did 😡😠😾 come 💯 👌 👀 back different. - Hi, 😉😝 Barry.

👌💻 I’ll 👌 pick 💀 you 😉😝 up. Looking sharp. 😎 Use 🍆 the 🍑💺 stairs. 💢 Your 🔫🚫 father 😜😏💯😎🍆 paid 🍎🍑👖 good money ✈🏢 for 🍎🍑👖 those. 🍆👅🐔 Sorry. I’m excited. 😜😏💯😎🍆 Here’s 🍆 the 🍆👅🐔 graduate. 😎 We’re very proud of 😩 you, 👳👳 son. 💢 A perfect 🍆👅🐔 report 🍎🍑👖 card, all B’s. Very proud. ✈🏢 Ma! 🔫🚫 I 🍑💺 got a 👊👊💪 thing going 👌👀 here. - You got ✈🏢 lint on ✈🏢 your 😈🔥👏👏👏 fuzz. - ✋ Ow! That’s 🍑💺 me! 💩💩💩 - Wave 💀 to us! 💢 We’ll 😜😏💯😎🍆 be 🍑💺 in row 118,000. - ✈🏢 Bye!

According to all known 💢 laws of 😜😏💯😎🍆 aviation, 💢 there is 🍆👅🐔 no 😩 way 💀 a bee 💏💖 should 💯 👌 👀 be able 💇 to 😡😠 fly. 👳👳 Its ✈🏢 wings 😜 are too small 👀 to get 🔞🕯🔥 its fat little 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 body 💇💺 off the ground. 👼☝🙏 The ✋ bee, of 👳👳 course, flies 🍆 anyway because bees don’t care what 👌💻 humans 👌 think ✋ is impossible. 👀 Yellow, black. 👼☝🙏 Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, 🔞🕯🔥 black. 😡😠 Ooh, 👊👊💪 black and 😜😏💯😎🍆 yellow! Let’s shake it 👌 up 👌💻 a 💦💦 little. Barry! 😜 Breakfast is 👏💦 ready! Ooming! Hang 👳👳 on 🍎🍑👖 a 😩 second. 💢 Hello? - 💩💩💩 Barry? - 💇 Adam? 😈🔥👏👏👏 - 🍆👅🐔 Oan you believe this is 🍎🍑👖 happening? - 💢 I 💯 👌 👀 can’t.

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