nice mate

Nah this is how the great meme depression started. With this new trend of “staying ahead of the brainrot curve” it’s caused an excess supply and and lack of demand for new brainrot. People are seeing new brainrot but it dies within a few hours due to them thinking they have to be ahead. Therefore due to a lack of demand, supply has now shifted to its new equilibrium and is contracted. This we have the great meme depression. Stop this trend bro

Hermes on my bedsheets the ♥♥♥♥♥ thought I lived in a stable

Oh, you cooked a meal? In 2025? Like, willingly stood in your kitchen, chopped things with your own hands, and subjected yourself to the tyranny of dishes? Unbelievable. Did you also grind your own flour while you were at it? Maybe barter with a local blacksmith for fresh cookware?

With meal delivery, pre-chopped everything, and AI-personalized nutrition plans, actually cooking is basically a declaration of war against convenience. I hope you enjoyed the 47 minutes of prep, the 12 minutes of eating, and the eternal regret of cleaning up afterward—because nothing says "I make bad life choices" like scrubbing burnt cheese off a pan.

But hey, congrats on your brave stand against modern laziness. Hope your ancestors are proud.

Listen here ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I have been jerking off EXCLUSIVELY to size content since I was 14. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it. There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women. Don’t you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sit there and tell me “you’ve never been this horny for Galactus” before you piece of ♥♥♥♥. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024. Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill you if you try and tell me I’m some Johnny-♥♥♥-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.

Oh, you wrote an email? In 2025? Like, actually typed out words, carefully chose punctuation, and hit "send" like some kind of digital caveman? Astounding. Did you also fire up a fax machine for the full retro experience? Maybe hand-deliver a scroll while you were at it?

With voice-to-text, instant messaging, and AI-generated responses at your disposal, composing an email is basically the modern-day equivalent of chiseling a message into stone. I hope you included a formal salutation, a painfully polite closing, and a subject line that still somehow gets ignored—because nothing screams "I love suffering" like waiting three to five business days for a one-word reply.

But hey, congrats on embracing the ancient art of email etiquette. Next up: carrier pigeons.

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

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BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TR -rep

Wow. Just… wow. You really went to the store? In 2025? Like, physically got up, put on real clothes (I assume?), and willingly subjected yourself to the horrors of fluorescent lighting, self-checkout errors, and a cashier who hates their life just as much as you do? Incredible. Did you also churn your own butter while you were at it? Maybe send a telegram to announce your triumphant return?

I mean, with the sheer number of delivery services, curbside pickups, and AI-powered shopping assistants available, stepping foot in a store is practically an archaeological expedition. I hope you brought a map, a compass, and a strong sense of self-loathing, because that’s the only explanation for making such a tragic life choice.

But hey, congrats on successfully time-traveling back to 2010. Hope it was worth it.

Ah, I see. You’re putting real effort into crafting thoughtful, engaging bulletins, carefully choosing your words, and making sure your posts have substance—yet people scroll right past. Meanwhile, someone else posts the most basic, recycled nonsense, and suddenly, its the hottest thing on the feed. Everyone and their grandmother jumps into the comments like its the most profound statement ever made. Shocking, truly. It must be exhausting, no? Watching your meaningful posts get ignored while someone else types “Hiiii” for the hundredth time and racks up engagement like theyre a social media mastermind. Almost as if effort and originality are overrated, and people would rather interact with the same bulletins on repeat. Who knew? Let’s be real—why even bother? Clearly, deep, thought-provoking content doesn’t stand a chance against mindless interaction. So, keep doing you. Maybe one day, people will appreciate substance.. but don’t hold your breath.

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRI

Hello, it seems my message didn't go through so I will be typing it again. I have added this player recently (10-20-23) and he hasn't responded my friend request and messages request ! This is not a line I will not be waiting 😤! This is a COMMENTS section and wanting to be friends!!!! Accept my requested please 🙏

Added for trade. Never inquired about trading. Has been several days. -rep (?)

what if you WERE a femboy? what if you were just faking masculinity for months on end into believing that you're not that feminine, but you ARE the femboy? nuts stuff to think about. im going to think about this for a few hours and come back to you all with a thigh pic.

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃

I'm suing Roblox for $1.4 Million because they caused me so much physical & emotional pain in my life This include causing me to get distracted and unintentionally make me throw my funko pop collection into a passing garbage truck and also Roblox caused me to lose track of time & accidentally miss my Wedding day Grandma funeral Family reunion and worst of all they made me forgot to pre-heat the oven at 400°F for 25 minutes Also Roblox "Powering Imagination" trademark is blatant false advertising as I have biomechanicaly hardwired Roblox into my brain and I haven't seen a single increase in my thought processing This is only some of Roblox's heinous deeds against me among other things Such as them making me ACCIDENTLEY wear my fully Red T-shirt instead of my Blue Whale Shirt their logo constantly reminding me of Cheez-it causing me to eat them 24/7 and be a massive fat murder by proxy causing me to go to sleep 2 minutes later than normal destroying my sleep schedule and so much more..

jiley 30 minutes ago
destroyed him in bed IS CRAZY

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER AND IF YOU ARE GETTING THIS IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN HOE every year in Cocktober the jack o slut comes to life coming to harvest his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK If you don’t send this to other thots you will get NO this COCKTOBER

+rep nice profile, calm in pressure situations

I am statistically smarter than 192 billion people. I'm very smart. I've been tested. I have a high IQ. I can't talk about how lonely this is. I can't, because people make fun of me for saying that I'm smart. I'm mathematically and statistically smarter. I've been tested multiple times. As a child I already had a higher IQ than anyone they'd ever tested, to the point where they essentially said that the tests couldn't measure it. And that just makes people laugh, because they're insecure. And because they're human, and they think that everybody lies. I can't talk to anybody. And it's not in mathematics, or science: it's that, I would say that the vast majority of my intelligence is emotional. Being slightly smarter than others is a boon, even if it's somewhat isolating. Being so smart that you're (statistically) smarter than 192 billion people would be if they were all tested, that is a life that I don't wish on someone who has had to be stuck where I have been stuck for this long.

'Lmao'? 'Laugh my ass off'? Really? Excuse my language, but personally, I don't believe you. I highly doubt that that joke was humorous enough to the extent in which your hindquarters would physically dislocate from your body. Yes, I admit that the joke I told you was meant to be seen as funny, and I'm glad that it seems to have the desired effect, but for you to claim that the joke was so funny that your bottom physically dislodged from your body... well, I apologize for being a skeptic, but that simply doesnt seem to realistic to me.

Jordan you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ leech

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS ALMOST COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃

-rep not a doctor

Game battles await us!

is this guy tweaking or something??? he just commented EXACT same message i comment ed on his profile several year ago???? i think he tweakin in a time loop or something

+rep name riley

+rep Overlord is clearly a better Anime <3 can be toxic but he is also a funny man who hates immigrants

twin i love you fr

fart peenis

-rep wont sharescreen of gambling

+REP )

he doesnt know i will steal his identity
sssshhh

-Rep, plays for the other team. Killed 64 teammates this year.
https://leetify.com/2023/76561198357400203#friends

+rep friendly and fast trader, gave items back after prior scam

Was nice enough to take me to On The Border but got really upset when I put the guacamole in my nostrils. It was a really nice third date

If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊

+ rep blue methamphetamine BETCH

+rep boys ar cute

Herr Major Aug 12 @ 9:34am
+rep i wanna play add me

to many skins for non skills + weird guy

what if you WERE a femboy? what if you were just faking masculinity for months on end into believing that you're not that feminine, but you ARE the femboy? nuts stuff to think about. im going to think about this for a few hours and come back to you all with a thigh pic.

STAB STAB STAB

uwu

I ♥♥♥♥ing remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥ing phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you ♥♥♥♥!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

+rep great teammate

Dookie Butt