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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 6:52am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 7:09am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 7:14am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 7:22am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 7:02am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 1:16am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 7:27am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 8:05am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 10:06am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 1:30am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 2:27am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 9:35am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 12:59am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 1:07pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 2:01am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 8:00am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 9:27am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 2:04am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 2:12am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 1:48am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 12:56pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 11:09am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 6:53am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 1:23am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 1:08pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 8:58am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 8:46am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 2:22am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 9:28am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 4 May, 2017 @ 9:28am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 9:15am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 1:42am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 4:36am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 4 May, 2017 @ 9:36am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 2 May, 2017 @ 8:36am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2017 @ 10:24am

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 10:14am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 2 May, 2017 @ 6:38am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 9:05am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 1:04am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 7:15am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 9:13am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 9:33am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 9:16am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 7:43am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 1:41am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 7:02am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 7:45am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 9:07am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 6:52am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 6:54am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 7:46am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 8:54am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 11:10am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 7:43am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 8:46am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 2:03am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 6:54am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 7:43am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2017 @ 7:13am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 2 May, 2017 @ 8:21am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 9:20am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 7:42am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 11:08am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 2 May, 2017 @ 8:10am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 1:00am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 3:36am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 4:42am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 1:38pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 6:59am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 2:51am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 1:06pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2018 @ 2:08am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 1:36pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2018 @ 1:38am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 7:10am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2018 @ 1:34am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 8:41am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2017 @ 12:57am



CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
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