A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* honka honka honka honka ohhhh my gooooodd~

Hi, im shy sorry.... I love japan, anime, comics, videogames, science, math, sex sex sex, redheadgirls, my waifus are shinon and kurousagi. Im not gay but a dog ♥♥♥♥ me once and i like it. I love doggystyle, and other, i always want to ♥♥♥♥ i want to ♥♥♥♥ you from behind.....
Or you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me.
The girls they want to ♥♥♥♥ say hai hai.
The boys say yay yay

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo LAN party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he started kissing my dad. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

oh hi there!

göt lalesi