I'm a hardcore Yume Nikki fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be with all the girls from Yume Nikki where I would often play with Madotsuki in her room and help Monoe with her songs, but one day I was talking to Poniko, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever...". I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on Earth and you REALLY wish to live here.". I then said "How... How did you know?". She giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!".

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right here. She then said, "I talked with Kikiyama and he agreed that you would be PERFECT NPC, you just have to do... one thing.". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly.". I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?". She then said "Kikiyama said three months.". I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..". She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut... if you want it quick... Find the tallest building in your city and jump off the balcony.".

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!". I then woke up and this was the last week and I found the tallest building to jump off from. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't going to grand.