Recent reviews by Lorentz Factor

Hark! First, let me taketh to task yon knave *Benji_Betters* for his slanderous tongue, who doth prattle of a "stuttering fest" whilst boasting of his treasure-hoard of ten thousand golden crowns spent upon his mighty computorium. Verily, mine own contraption beareth a processor forged in the year of our Lord 2015, a GeForce 3060 Ti with but eight thousands of telemetric memory, and threescore and four sixteens of one thousandth width computorious memorandus as the romans doth say, swift not, yet steadfast. And lo, mine eyes beheld a most steady sixty frames per second, with nary a hitch nor stumble. ‘Tis not the game that doth vex thee, good sir, but thine own folly.

Now, with such trifling matters cast aside, let us speak of the game itself. Though it be not newly wrought, yet the craftsmen who did forge it toil still, ever fashioning and refining its form. And for mine own part, I do love it well. Year upon year I return to its embrace, losing myself in its wonders, and lo, it doth reward my toils. The game is well-wrought and tempered to run e’en upon the aging devices of yore. I cannot but commend it most heartily! It is at once a builder of cities, a field of battle in the first person, a test of governance, and—shouldst thou prove a witless steward of thine own stores—a cruel tutor in the art of starvation when winter’s icy breath doth come.

This is a game that is hard to suggest for others, unless you are an other who likes it. I love this game. It is a fun game. The music is moody and setting, the aesthetic ugly but fitting. Over-complicated but just the right amount of complexity. It is relaxing yet frustrating. But I like it and have played it off and on for years. Why? I don't know. But try it, if you like it, welcome to the small club of those of us who find this curiosity, enjoyable. It is better than the second one, I think, but then I may have not put enough time into the second one.

Fully simulates a real HP Printer

Great game, thumbs down for the greasy EULA, no, I may have clicked agree, but I didn't have to agree when I purchased it long ago. And, no EULA can force me to arbitrate out of court, if I want to take you to court, I will and the court will tell your EULA to suck it. Greasy, gets thumbs down. We are why you exist, your customers are not cattle. Go f- yourselves and your EULA.

I enjoyed it. It is exactly how a walking simulator + puzzles + a bit of action can come together to be an interesting, exciting, and enjoyable experience, The various gameeplay styles and differentt artisic styles chosen for each SCP file adds a lot to the game, dismissing the typical repeative gameplay many titles carry. I am impressed. My only complaint is for the 426 section, really needs a way to x3 the text display for the file section, not just the dialogues in the controllable areas. Many people read quite quickly and waiting for it to type was slow slow. Well that and it ended, I want more.

Artistic style 8/10 -- The variation of the art styles in game modes between the puzzle / scp files kept it fresh

Puzzles 5/10 -- Not boring, but many are easy. Not a complaint, since it was more a story than a game inherently, they did not take away from the experience , even with their ease.

Graphics -- 7/10 -- not bad graphics, well done, not omg RTX amazing, but hell 7/10 is not a complaint.

Action -- 5/10 -- 5/10 is median, not a negative, not a positive, there was not a lot of per se action, but it really didn't have a need for it, though more cannot hurt, it is not wholly necessary.

Difficulty -- 2/10 -- easy as pie, but again, a story more than a challange, 2/10 is not a negative in this sense.

Value -- 9/10 -- What I paid at full price I felt was worth it. The time and effort I know this took, well worth 15 USD I paid.

Overall -- 8/10 -- this is not based on the prior values, this simply is my overall quality feeling for the game itself, how much I enjoyed compared to others in its class. I appreciate this work and I wait for more from this developer if it is on the same level.

ok, i love this game, but whatever made the dev think a ten second respawn animation was a good idea deserves a thumbs down, cos seriously, it is annoying as ♥♥♥♥.

It is a lot like stardew valley, if stardew valley was a fantasy dystopian purgatory.

Great game. 9/10 in my book. The grind can be grindy at times but surprisingly fun even with.

Simple low budget title, but worth the price. It's a few dollars and Silver Dollar makes great games even when simplicity is at their core. It's an arcadey timing fantasy shooter of sorts. Worth the couple dollars. Is it a great game? It isn't a triple A title, but for a couple dollars it is great for the price.


Graphics : Surprisingly good assets for the budget.
Gameplay: Simple controls , hectic and chaotic. Time those shots.
Worth it: Definitely, Silver Dollar always makes good games.

Ватник він задає мені запитання. Чому ти, безстрашний герой, носиш каструлю на голові? Я кажу йому: так, ти називаєш мене каструлькою, але ти можеш готувати зі своїм капелюхом ? Він каже ні. Я кажу, а ти, ватник? Кажуть, ватники досить добре вбирають кров. Я кажу так. Радий, що ти знаєш. Це корисно для такої добре навченої армії, яка так добре навчена робити свої кровотечі. Слава україні. Смерть нашим ворогам. Нехай соняшники ростуть там, де впали.

О, я забув про гру. Гра хороша. Варто кілька доларів. Я граю деякий час. Мені подобається, що російський вантажівка мародер їздить догори ногами.

English: Yes game good. Buy please.

It's a fun game. I mean it's an idle game, but it has some rabbit holes of complexity. It's amusing for a long long time.