Recent reviews by Moronica

Yo Ho Ho

oh cool they did nothing to fix the glitches or the issue where no controls work after closing and opening the game

nevermind the story's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. why the ♥♥♥♥ would i wanna save the psychopath that's a danger to the entire group with his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ extreme paranoia and lack of a sense of empathy. like why is letting him die not an option. and the grunt ♥♥♥♥♥ too they're both horrible people and actively harmful i should be allowed to kill them both ♥♥♥♥ them. what the ♥♥♥♥ kind of twisted morality is this. it seems like it doesnt even acknowledge its own irony at times like. the irony of the guy leaving lee for dead despite lee clearly not being violent or a threat because the actually violent one perceives lee to be violent based on a presumption based on surface level information. but the game treats it like its a decision that makes sense and not completely irrational because they dont let you stop him or kill him until the game decides it can make it "morally ambiguous." or a toddler's idea of morally ambiguous at least.

valve sure loves their unfinished products

wow why the ♥♥♥♥ does ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cyberspace suck so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad in this game jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ play the original

good way to make yourself throw up quickly if you've eaten something poisonous

i mean. its just a test for the valve index

ok i guess they're never gonna fix it

boring

still dont like this game