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The 24 Similarities Between Girls and Fish:
1. Both attracted to shiny objects
2. More fun to catch while drinking
3. Neither travel well, so best just to leave them
4. There’s others in the sea and/or bar
5. Three words: catch and release
6. They can’t go anywhere without their group
7. They just KEEP going to the bathroom
8. Easier to catch the weak ones (like going for two 4s instead of an 8)
9. They are oddly attracted to color
10. They want their mates to be big and strong
11. They get pissy if you grab their tail
12. Untrained dogs just don’t know how to properly catch or handle them

13. Both wild and farm raised have their benefits
14. When in the right establishment, you can choose the one you want from those behind the glass.
15. Easier to reel in if you let them wear themselves out first
16. They keep opening their mouths, but nothing important comes out
17. They will suck up anything you drop infront of their mouths (High five!)
18. Neither can operate a vehicle
19. They both eat wierd green stuff like seaweed
20. The harder they shake their tail, the farther they’ll go in life
21. They want the pretty plastic castle with a white picket fence
22. They never have to buy drinks
23. They both only care about their eggs
24. Can hook either with a great line